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@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town July 29, 2020

"I look like an anime version of Arthur the aardvark"

@Pickles July 29, 2020

"Beef man"

"You can someone, leave him cookies"

"Scare them to their core, it's not hard."

"Assert your dominance as a woodwind."

"Stack your spine like Doritos."

"Y'all poured boiling water on our spaghetti and we just went PFFMB."

"How was dying? Was it fun?"
"Not as fun as my last death."

Deleted user July 29, 2020

“You have to assert your dominance and call [our new band director] by his first name: Ben.”

@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town July 29, 2020

"This studio is called Hope Animation, but there is truly no hope for this animation."

@Althalosian-is-the-father July 29, 2020

"Pair it with red lips and a low bun, get that Audrey Hepburn vibe. Pair it with jeans, channel those Steve Jobs vibes. Equally fashionable."

Frickin love Audrey Hepburn vibes. I would wear that if I could pull it off.

@Althalosian-is-the-father July 29, 2020

R: …so she went to see a gynecologist-
A: Wait what's a gynecologist?
R: Its when people stick dentist tools in your private parts.
A: Oh.
…
…
…
D: Did you floss?

~~Vagina dentata?~~

~~Never heard of that before. Now I know.~~

@Pickles July 29, 2020

"Pair it with red lips and a low bun, get that Audrey Hepburn vibe. Pair it with jeans, channel those Steve Jobs vibes. Equally fashionable."

Frickin love Audrey Hepburn vibes. I would wear that if I could pull it off.

The thing is

You probably could

@Althalosian-is-the-father July 29, 2020

Really? Including the lipstick?

@evastardust RRAAAARRL July 29, 2020

RRAAAARRL

Just add a little bit of lipstick to give them a POP

@Althalosian-is-the-father July 29, 2020

I wore some the day I watched Hamilton, but only a tiny bit that I don't think Mr. Cooper noticed. Mikayla had some lying around so…

Deleted user July 29, 2020

Dude Dom you would slap in some makeup tho

@Althalosian-is-the-father July 29, 2020

Fr??? That's low-key awesome to hear.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker July 29, 2020

"here's your meatless chicken B I T C H"
"…this is a bag of feathers"
"EXACTLY"

@Pickles July 29, 2020

"Just…your BALLS."

"Use your baaaallsss!!"

@Mojack July 29, 2020

“British bingo three times in a row is kind of a weirdchamp..”

@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town July 30, 2020

"Wash your hands."
"What are you, the CDC?"

@The-N-U-T-Cracker July 30, 2020

Spoiler - click to show.

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry July 30, 2020

"you do you. follow your dreams. if you want to stand on a dragon egg, you stand on a dragon egg"

@Starfast July 30, 2020

"I'll have this soap flavoured candy, please."

@saor_illust July 30, 2020

"i like the turned on microwave"

@ElderGodSeeba bing bing 🐸 July 30, 2020

bing bing 🐸

"NO! You can't just KILL John Wayne Gacy!"

@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town July 30, 2020

"These could fit, well, not an iPad, but like two Chipotle burritos"

@Pickles July 30, 2020

"But you'll know that the electrical tape is purple."

"I'm gonna vamboodle your car"
"…?"
"I forgot the word for graffiti so my brain was just like vamboodle"

"Lots of annoying people."
"More like high crime."
"Lots of annoying people. Doing crimes."

"Chonky phone"

@jupiter-sun-of-sweater-town July 30, 2020

"industrial fanny pack"

@Mojack July 30, 2020

“I’m passing on to the afterlife man”

@Pickles July 30, 2020

"When you fell yesterday, I thought you were joking and then I remembered you're not funny."

@The-N-U-T-Cracker July 31, 2020

"if you don't show the cleavage, then dan will make you leaveage"

@Yamatsu July 31, 2020

"SLAANESHMAS IS FUCKING DEAD DEAD"

@The-N-U-T-Cracker July 31, 2020

"yeah i bought my friend nipples"
~ some dude probably named steve

@evastardust RRAAAARRL July 31, 2020

RRAAAARRL

"Don't let the pickle drive the bus…I have realized my mistake-"

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