Out of Context
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"Try to tell me that gaze is heterosexual I fucking dare you."
Me about….certain fictional characters
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"Try to tell me that gaze is heterosexual I fucking dare you."
Me about….certain fictional characters
Me to my cat about Nick and Gatsby lmao
YES
“Name one series with better minority representation than The Song Of The Cebu from Veggie Tales”
“I WILL TURN YOUR KNEECAPS INTO PING-PONG PADDLES AND USE YOUR EYEBALLS TO SERVE”
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"He's all double cheeked up, I know they share a voice actor but Zoro could never"
"Hey, uh, I made a little man out of blood."
"OH MY GOD WHY?!"
"Hm why don't I just make some futons out of the dead skin of my peers?"
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"Get the last box of brownies and make those while I soak my ass"
"Yeet it. But like. Baby yeet. With still a lot of power. Y'know?"
"You know that thing Kermit the frog does where he waves his noodle arms around and goes "yaaaay"! That's what I did when I saw that you could come"
"That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me in like five months"
"Tell me what the meeting's about."
"What if it's about you? What if it's a 'We Hate [redacted] Club? Would you want to know then?"
"Yeah I need something to cry about tonight." (This received concerned and panicked looks from the staff, a bunch of gen xers. The one millennial was only mildly concerned. He seemed to find it relatable.)
"Just cry about everything and nothing like the rest of us do, you coward."
"It's about Satan."
Simultaneously
"It's about voodoo."
"It's about friends!"
The one millennial was only mildly concerned. He seemed to find it relatable.
He's a real one.
(You’re right it’s Large Action)
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"MURDER ISN'T A TINY ACTION!"
- M*cbeth to his wife
"There's a reason they're called chickpeas, and oh, they sure as hell ain't vegan"
“So let me get this straight… you tried shaving inside of your asshole?”
This sounds like a depressing diary.
"rectal thermometers are the true stamp of liberty and freedom, god bless"