Out of Context

"is this gonna be another pitch about slightly racist baby animals?"
"no no, i have something good this time-"
"you told me that last time and instead you gave me ninja turtles that don't ask for consent"

"I'm a big fan of slapping meats in your dessert"
"…i don't like the way you phrased that"

"He's the sexy fish."
"Oh my God I hate that so much. I hate that I know which one and they're totally right."

Is it THE sexy fish? The sexy fish that lit up an entire fandom and drew in new people simply because the fish was Just. Too. Sexy?

I think we're talking about very different things because this was about the black fish in the tank in Finding Nemo lmao

I was talking about THIS sexy fish, which I assumed was obvious. Credits to the artist in the "watermark."

see that’s the fish I was thinking of
except he’s not sexy he just can’t go 10 seconds without making that creepy smile and somehow people find that attractive

Think of it this way, at least he doesn't look like the Creature from the Black Lagoon, who had an entire movie dedicated to how much someone wanted to fuck him. Nintendo knew what they were doing when they designed the Zora.

wow I really don’t get allos

"Unicorns are just horses, but horny-"
"…please stop talking to me"

"The penis never played a role in humanity's salvation, but the woman sure did."

Where did that come from?

This video
_{disclaimer, I haven't watched this channel much and idk what this man stands for and just because I watched this video doesn't mean I agree with everything he said or theorized but yeah at 3:00 is when he says the quote you asked for 👍}

“Well why don’t I pound you like a boy. That came out wrong”

"it's not gay if you're wearing socks"
"…they're two guys showering together-"
"yeah, and they're wearing socks"
"it's one sock, and they're both wearing it"
"exactly, not gay"

Wet or damp or moist socks which do you prefer