it's not as bad as it sounds i swear
we were eating cheese balls and then my sister got thirsty and drank from mom's cup
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Have you ever had Rocky Mountain oysters
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👀
You don't want to, trust me
I haven't had them dw, I just happen to know
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@evastardust
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"He's not like other girls because he's a rAcOoN!"
@Sailor-Cena
;DDD
happy voice "i'm slightly traumatized! hooray!"
"I call it the wierdest time of your life"
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"Sacrificing your panties to Satan."
“There's no way in hell I can hoink for 5-10 minutes, 3 maybe on a good day”
"He's not like other girls because he's a rAcOoN!"
@Sailor-Cena
What.
happy voice "i'm slightly traumatized! hooray!"
Mood.
"I'm gonna go stare at a wall and rethink everything."
"He's not like other girls because he's a rAcOoN!"
@Sailor-Cena
What.
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Sailor-Cena 23 hours ago
I honestly have no idea if I'm out to my friends or not anymore
I told them once without thinking at like 1 am that I'm asexual, but considering I've made so many jokes about being gay, straight, allo, bi, trans, furry, communist, a whole bunch of male raccoons disguised as a kawaii anime girl, and literally any other thing you can think of in an attempt to stay as ambiguous as possible, i don't know if they took it seriously or saw it as another joke
one of them responded with "silly, asexuals aren't real" which sounded like the kinds of jokes he'd make but then again you never know with these guys and i still can't tell if they're good people or not so everything is confusion
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/PatienceKills 23 hours ago
I would watch an anime about a kawaii communist anime girl that's actually just seven male raccoons in a fleshsuit.
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/Max_Miracle_IsBackInSchool 23 hours ago
I’d watch that so fast. I need this in my life now XD
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/Sailor-Cena 23 hours ago
I would watch an anime about a kawaii communist anime girl that's actually just seven male raccoons in a fleshsuit.
welp time to download gatcha life
my serious writing can wait, Aika Yuki Nekomimi-Chan Desu needs her chibi series
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@ElderGodSeeba
petsbing bing 🐸
bing bing 🐸
[unnamed 1]: [havesting human organs]
Malcom, who has just been snatched of the streets so his organs can be harvested too: You're doing that wrong.
[unnamed 1] Huh??
Malcom: You're gonna damage the organs- look- just give me the knife-
"Singing the driving song, do do do, headlights are out so I can't really see where I'm going…"
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@evastardust
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"Hypermasculine crustacean king"
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@evastardust
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Don't we all?
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@ElderGodSeeba
petsbing bing 🐸
bing bing 🐸
Antarcticans aren't real they're all actors-
"No no no, better idea. so you have a regular brick, you know, pretty standard, but it's absolutely packing them cheeks. It's a thicc. bricc. Alright JoJo writers please hire me"
“Wiff a gweat shwong cums gweat we-shwong-shibiwity”
"My God, that's painfully thick."
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"Can you turn some music on for Tracy, she's having anxiety, she thinks she's gonna have a stroke in the shampoo bowl."
this is from a tiktok, I don't take credit, it just made me laugh for a solid 20 minutes
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"What are you doing?"
Staring at a picture of Thomas Sanders "Uhhhhh writing"