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Hans-my-hedgehog
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Hans-my-hedgehog
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"Well, i prefer pots over pans"
"That's…..i don't think you know how it works"
"BUT ITS JUST A PAN RIGHT?"
"I give up…."
Anything? He shouted into the empty void of his head. Nah, it shouted back.
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"Not even puppet PDA."
"My dentist doesn't like me either, apparently it was "offputting" when I camped out in his office for four and a half days because I wanted him to clean my tooth collection before I put the teeth in my salad for a garnish"
Whoa.
car starts flying off of road, glitches back onto ground
"I sure hope I wasnt the only one who saw that"
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"Everyone's Raw inside until they're cooked."
“She jumped into the bear trap and now she’s dead”
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"KMART IS THE WALMART VERSION OF WALMART"
"KMART IS THE WALMART VERSION OF WALMART"
OH MY GOD IT'S TRUE
"Hello fellow human, I'm here to remind you to ASHES BLOWING IN THE AIR, MY WORLD'S ON FIRE BUT WE DON'T CARE."
BpoCCZkvjo
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He's seducing him to get a dog…
Hehe, I stole your liver
I want to eat your pancreas.
"Tax Evasion the cave spider"
Just ran over my sister with my ATV.
Just ran over my sister with my ATV.
Haven't we all done that? I think I ran my sister over with my Jeep.
Just ran over my sister with my ATV.
Pfft. I ran over myself.