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Now, accidentally hitting someone in the cantina - that’s the real, original battle royale.

I don't know what's more stressful:
To be the president of the United States or to be a bush that gets set on fire.

Probably being a bush on fire.

Yeah, we share a brain cell. It's not like we both get half but we transfer it between us. I also share a brain cell with someone else, but it's like a different wavelength."

I don't know what's more stressful:
To be the president of the United States or to be a bush that gets set on fire.

Probably being a bush on fire.

Being the president on fire

I don't know what's more stressful:
To be the president of the United States or to be a bush that gets set on fire.

Probably being a bush on fire.

Being the president on fire

Being the bush of the United States.

I don't know what's more stressful:
To be the president of the United States or to be a bush that gets set on fire.

Probably being a bush on fire.

Being the president on fire

Being the bush of the United States.

Being the bush of the United States on fire

I don't know what's more stressful:
To be the president of the United States or to be a bush that gets set on fire.

Probably being a bush on fire.

Being the president on fire

Being the bush of the United States.

Being a bush in the United States.

And the most stressful of them all:
Just being.

I don't know what's more stressful:
To be the president of the United States or to be a bush that gets set on fire.

Probably being a bush on fire.

Being the president on fire

Being the bush of the United States.

Being a bush in the United States.

But… there was a Bush of the United States…. are we setting him on fire!?!

no!

"He'd just have six mugs in each hand drinking from all of them."
"She'd be like, 'that's too much coffee' and he'd be like 'it's not coffee it's vodka'"
"Only one of them is coffee"
"But he's forgotten which one it is because they all get moved around"
"'Which one's the coffee' 'idunno'"
"And something would explode in the distance and she'd be like 'have another'"
"one more"

"AND THEN sHe SaId A dEmOn MaDe HeR gAy AnD sAd"
"Guess I'm going to hell then"

I don't know what's more stressful:
To be the president of the United States or to be a bush that gets set on fire.

Probably being a bush on fire.

Being the president on fire

Being the bush of the United States.

Being a bush in the United States.

But… there was a Bush of the United States…. are we setting him on fire!?!

It depends on which Bush we're setting on fire.

The first one died. Was he cremated?

He's drunk, Dom. That's why

But I suppose they could be black as well. It was a made up scenario

"You're not supposed to stop, just tuck and roll"

To the teacher: I'm gonna do women's suffrage!
Another student that's definitely not me: really cause the other day you asked if I believed in the 19th amendment and told me I didn't have rights
Teacher:…….

“I’m gonna do a grandma only play through of this game. Just keep recruiting grandmas for my team.”

"Let's eat Grandma."

"Looks like he's been possessed by the western spirit. And looks like it's leaking out of his eyeballs."

"Jart= Jean fart"
_{just your average text from the Starfast family group chat}