"What's it gonna take to get you into a tomb tonight?"
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'I'm really interested to know what a 'Goddamn Chinese Lasagna' consists of"
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"I think I look pretty straight"
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^^ “How can anyone not tell I’m gay? I look super gay!”
I will literally dropkick you across Walmart.
Do it…
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"Jesus be gay."
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"in your face, blimp!"
Ack ack falls on the floor
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"I WANT TO MEET THE GRAND WEEPER
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RaNdOm BaNaNa
“He legit sucked on my bald head”
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"You're using me?"
"Yeah isn't that how this friendship works."
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"Keanu Reeves really likes my nipple."
The half sister is both his best friend and his lover
The half sister is both his best friend and his lover
That sounds like a harem anime in a nutshell.
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"If Satan doesn't come to me at 3 wearing a fluffy bunny costume. At this point I promise I will be thoroughly disappointed."
^^ “How can anyone not tell I’m gay? I look super gay!”
For me it’s more like, “Does everyone really think I’m gay? Cause I’m not… But yeah, I see it.”
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"I'm not lazy, I'm efficient."
Instead of "coming out of the closet" he came "out out of the game" as gay
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"Cool, so we're all girls here."
*attempts to write an entire country song titled “There’s A Wasp On Your Butt” *
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"They might shove something else up my rear end!"
“And this is my strikingly handsome nephew”
"I can't do anything because of this nugget!"
"Stop touching the nugget!"
“No one likes black. It’s ugly”
“No he’s not!”
“It’s such a gross color”
“Would you prefer it if he was white???”
“Maybe”
…