“Oh my gosh! She’s wearing actual clothes??? She hasn’t done that in years! It’s a miracle!”
Out of Context
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"I'm going to toss your salad if you're not careful!"
"They like them young."
"Literally just hold her mouth open and let me pour it in!"
"Stop kidnapping me!" ~ President Donald Trump, in space, 2019
“Oh my gosh! She’s wearing actual clothes??? She hasn’t done that in years! It’s a miracle!”
Is this about a sibling of yours?
Yep, my baby sister refuses to wear clothes unless you bribe her with a treat or something
This morning she told my mom that she would eat all of her pants if we make her wear clothes to grandma’s house…
She then attempted to shove an entire pair of leggings in her mouth because we wouldn’t let her go to grandmas in her underwear
she’s such a strange child
…So yeah, it was about my baby sister
L.O.L.
“I accidentally inhaled all the powder through my nose”
Yup. That happens.
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"Accidentally"
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"put that stick down right now or I will kiss you on the lips"
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JEGGERS
NO
JEGGERS!!!
NO!!!!
You're so cute!
I know.
It's because I have…
S T I N K Y F E E T
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"Everyone knows putting your front two wheels on a park bench asserts dominance"
"Everyone knows putting your front two wheels on a park bench asserts dominance"
True.
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"Pappa bear! Daddy! Dad! Daddy!"
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"Everyone knows putting your front two wheels on a park bench asserts dominance"
True.
Can confirm
“Time to head to Colorado so we can eat some babies”
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“Time to head to Colorado so we can eat some babies”
I'M A GIRAFFE!!!
We’ve been referencing that vine loudly the whole way…
It’s legit been 10 hours
My parents are ashamed to call us their children
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"Why is there a Bible in your water."
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“DESHES”
“Can’t believe this entire thing went from a plot to get someone addicted to gambling into throwing people off rooftops and sons being disowned”
Is this Kakegurui
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Fuckyougeorgemyenglishdanishsquirtle
“Can’t believe this entire thing went from a plot to get someone addicted to gambling into throwing people off rooftops and sons being disowned”
Is this Kakegurui
No, I’ve never heard of that before
It's an anime about gambling addiction. I don't actually know if people get thrown off of rooves and such, but people DO end up losing digits because they can't pay their debts. One girl prides herself on her collection of fingers!