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"You can't trauma bond with other men, that's GAY!"

"Sometimes, the best criticism someone can give you is to hit you over the head with a stick and sternly say no."
"Is 'sometimes' right now, Jesus?"
"Yes."

"I eat burlap. Every day."

"SON OF A BITCOIN!"

"Bill Cipher is mad at you."

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT MEATBAG

"He may be homophobic, but he is the reason I like women."

"And then suddenly goats!"

"Is that a goat?"
"No, it's a very small cow."

“So does anyone else rinse their pizza before they eat it?”

"Bill Cipher is mad at you."

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT MEATBAG

LORD CIPHER I'M SORRY!!!! NOT THE DEER TEETH!!

WOULD YOU PREFER THE 500 VOLTS?

"Bill Cipher is mad at you."

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT MEATBAG

LORD CIPHER I'M SORRY!!!! NOT THE DEER TEETH!!

WOULD YOU PREFER THE 500 VOLTS?

JUST ANYTHING BUT DEER TEETH!

ANYTHING, HUH? HEY 8-BALL! GET THE CAMERA, THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!

"Bill Cipher is mad at you."

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT MEATBAG

LORD CIPHER I'M SORRY!!!! NOT THE DEER TEETH!!

WOULD YOU PREFER THE 500 VOLTS?

JUST ANYTHING BUT DEER TEETH!

ANYTHING, HUH? HEY 8-BALL! GET THE CAMERA, THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!

*waits for punishment*

ALRIGHT, I'LL CHAIN YOU UP FOR SURE, THEN WE'LL BRING OUT THE VOLTS- SIKE IT'S DEER TEETH, ENJOY KID! AHAHA!

"Bill Cipher is mad at you."

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT MEATBAG

LORD CIPHER I'M SORRY!!!! NOT THE DEER TEETH!!

WOULD YOU PREFER THE 500 VOLTS?

JUST ANYTHING BUT DEER TEETH!

ANYTHING, HUH? HEY 8-BALL! GET THE CAMERA, THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!

*waits for punishment*

ALRIGHT, I'LL CHAIN YOU UP FOR SURE, THEN WE'LL BRING OUT THE VOLTS- SIKE IT'S DEER TEETH, ENJOY KID! AHAHA!

IM SORRY LORD CIPHER!!

TOO LATE NOW KID! KEYHOLE, GET ME SOME MORE DEER!

(Could y'all maybe not derail the chat? K thanks)

(ah I'm really sorry Jyn, it won't happen again)

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"I feel like my nose just lost its virginity."

Why would you say this??

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"I feel like my nose just lost its virginity."

Why would you say this??

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I was perfectly fine without thinking about my nose's lack of virginity

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"I feel like my nose just lost its virginity."

Why would you say this??

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I was perfectly fine without thinking about my nose's lack of virginity

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Because I had a long thing shoved into it and it stung and my eyes started watering. 0/10 would not recommend, but I guess it's kinda necessary

"Things were getting very suspicious, and they were about to get even more so."
"Hey, it's me, your skin."

"wasn't kevin bacon that philosopher dude who invented the scientific method?"

"Is Doof still in your backpack?"