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"If you hatch two monkeys and then you breed them together to make some kind of plant-loving man and then one day, that plant-loving man decides, 'you know what, plants aren't cutting it for me anymore. I'm gonna do it with a like-minded individual to make some kind of snake-choker and then two snake-chokers decide to pound pissers and make a ginger caveman. Now obviously a ginger caveman could only ever be loved by another ginger caveman, have you seen that unibrow? So, they're gonna do it and make some kind of sheep-stabber. Now the sheep-stabber stabs another sheep-stabber but not with the knife, and they make the greedy muppet. Two greedy muppets bang and they make the happy dude, who makes a nun and then we travel in time, and two nuns make a villager and my question is how many monkeys are in a villager? My educated guess is there are no monkeys, just pure concentrated evil, and if evil decides to hook up with evil, then we get a whole lot of extra evil."