Out of Context

"this dude looks like a grown up version of ferb"
"imagine that,,, phineas and ferb but it's all yttd characters"
"what would you even call them"
"well since sou is ferb, i'll call him ferb hiyori"
"excellent"

"i'm very mad at you for no reason"
"okay but like do you want pizza or not"
"_{yes please}"

"I'm glad I stole them– I mean, accidentally perma-borrowed."

-Nami, probably

"I'm glad I stole them– I mean, accidentally perma-borrowed."

-Nami, probably

Nich, definitely

"I'm glad I stole them– I mean, accidentally perma-borrowed."

(why does this remind me of this gif)

(yeah that would make a lot of sense)

"In which Luigi calls a Koopa Troopa a hoe while stealing his house. And killing him."

"Just do it, you coward. Put me out of my Missouri."

"Geez, at least take a guy to dinner before you slam him in between an icicle and a cannon."

"And if having an anime profile picture has proven anything to me, it's that despite my degeneracy, I can do anything."

"You can lead a Toad to water, and you can teach him new tricks, that doesn't mean he's not gonna fail immediately but he can learn the tricks eventually.

"Time to be a heart virus."

"Now we are handling things prOPERLY- I've been properly impaled."

"We all know that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, but did you know that I. Am dead."

"The moment I even think about calling something easy, God just- intervenes. And decides 'You are wrong. And remember back in third grade when you tripped and fell and cried in front of everybody? Yeah, that was me, too, bud."

"Like if Neil Patrick Harris was bald. And straight."

"I'm concerned as to why you threatened to tape Hina onto the ceiling just now."
"Hina was being a dumbass and wouldn't shut up, so I had to do something-"
meanwhile, in the background "sharp inhale bOi if you don't-"

"We're going to create the illusion of death."

"There's a GOAT loose at the LOCAL BANK-"

"There's a GOAT loose at the LOCAL BANK-"

He was not loose, he had a leash. That's important information

"There's a GOAT loose at the LOCAL BANK-"

He was not loose, he had a leash. That's important information

True true.
The weirdest part is that that's not even the only time I've seen a goat in a public space, the last time was five years ago at the mall food court.

"There's a GOAT loose at the LOCAL BANK-"

"THERE'S A HORSE LOOSE IN THE HOSPITAL"

"What in the world are you doing with that tape?"
"Well, I said I'd tape Hina onto the ceiling, didn't I?"
"Yeah… WAIT A SECOND DON'T ACTUALLY DO IT-"

"This pandemic has been really good for ventriloquists."