group
"You just vehicularly manslaughtered a squirrel."
"But joke's on Louie, because while he was busy sipping Gogurts and watching Blue's Clues reruns, Stevie read the entirety of the book on copyright."
ac_unit
"You can't be 11 months pregnant!"
"Stop trying to murder me so I can give you your McChicken sandwich."
"Fine… takes the sandwich and hisses"
"Geez… where did I go wrong with raising you?"
"It all started when you adopted me…"
"Well, I didn't have a choice, mind you."
"Only adopt a kid you know won't grow up to be hellspawn, then."
"Noted."
(bad indian accent) "hey babby girl, i like your sketchers, do you like my gucci shoes? i'll buy you a purse if you show me your boobs"
"How the FUCK do white people have so many different colors in their skin??"
ok but as an artist I’ve actually said something like this before
people with super pale skin tones aren’t light gray, they’re a complex mixture of blues and pinks and yellows and every freaking color in between
it’s so weird
group
Well, white light is a combination of all the colors, not to mention how lighter skin, in my experience, makes it easier to see the veins under the skin.
ac_unit
"What does racism look like?"
"What does racism look like?"
the soon-to-be-former president
"You've got weird ears, hentai man."
"Cooper, was that you that just came down the stairs like a bowling ball?"
group
"Cooper, was that you that just came down the stairs like a bowling ball?"
My dog's name is Cooper and this applies to him perfectly
(Disclaimer: This is a joke. I have ADHD, which was officially diagnosed by a doctor.)
ADSD
Attention
Disorder
Standard
Definition
ADHD
Attention
Disorder
High
Disorder
ADHD 4k
Attention
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High
Definition
4k
group
"You've been inside Thomas the Train!"
"Can you pass the honeybutter?"
"Oh, honeybutter is a cute petname!"
"Oh, yeah, it is!"
"I'm gonna call you honeybutter! But that means you have to call me turkeycarcass."
"…"
group
"Booty shorts that say 'not approved by the Hays Code <3' on the ass."
group
“Nona that neoon shat”
@SwimwithGamers
group
(I regret everything XD)
ac_unit
"Pumpkin pie doesn't come in black either."
"Can you pass the honeybutter?"
"Oh, honeybutter is a cute petname!"
"Oh, yeah, it is!"
"I'm gonna call you honeybutter! But that means you have to call me turkeycarcass."
"…"
I didn’t know other people did honerbutter. It’s so good.
"Booty shorts that say 'not approved by the Hays Code <3' on the ass."
I hate this.
group
I'd never wear booty shorts but I'd totally wear a shirt that says "Not Approved By The Hays Code" on it
