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@Althalosian-is-the-father February 19, 2021

On Frankenstein "No he wasn't, he dropped out to become a full time sociopath."

#teamcreature

@Mojack February 20, 2021

“the romanians will pay for making a fool out of us”

“mind if i come through here hungary? okay, thanks”
“mind if i come through here romania (before they made a fool out of us)? okay, thanks”
“this is what I call the back door move.”

@SpookyScarySnoteleks February 21, 2021

"How long does it take to drive-"
"You're not gonna drive to Guam."

@JustALostM February 21, 2021

"I'm an artist. I suffer for my art"

@Althalosian-is-the-father February 21, 2021

“Stop talking about your nipples and let’s go.”

@SpookyScarySnoteleks February 22, 2021

"Very well. Lawyer up. The kids are mine."
– The official Skittles Twitter, 2020

@SpookyScarySnoteleks February 22, 2021

'You're my drug."
"Seek therapy, instantly."

@squiddicus February 22, 2021

"There's just so much lava piling up on the big wafer."

@requiemisback February 22, 2021

"Okay, I get he loves her, but like- why chase her through the street like a crazed maniac?"

@ghosthugs__ February 22, 2021

"me watching yall massacre this thread while i was away"
"blame xanther and the other users"

"xan calls me out for having bad taste but he thinks scorpion and views are classics"

"draco draco shoot him in the face shoot him in the nose"

"aesop rock and rav's fanbase consists of sad gays who make up fake scenarios in their head because their real life sucks"

@requiemisback February 22, 2021

"simple: they're forbidden frosted flakes."

"i'm clearly not scamming you. my IQ is too low for that."
"sounds like something a high IQ scammer would say"

"identity theft is the sincerest form of flattery"
"that's not how the saying goes but i agree"

@ElderGodSwimwithGamers February 22, 2021

Spoiler - click to show.

@nebula__ February 23, 2021

"It's not as easy as you think it is, stepsis-"
"Stealing someone's bones should be easy enough! We just gotta make sure they're dead first, right?"
"[sighs] Yes."

@SpookyScarySnoteleks February 23, 2021

"It's like communism. Good in theory, but it'll probably end up with your country becoming a smoking crater, especially if you let a dyslexic 17-year-old with serious emotional issues become president."

@Pickles February 23, 2021

"Date women instead."
"I'm trying! But one of them is cheating on me and the other only wants me for my body!"
"Date better women."

"He's exactly my type in men."
"Trash?"
"No- well yes, but-"

@Pickles February 23, 2021

"There is not an ounce of bisexuality in that girl."

"Wait, she's STRAIGHT? what a fucking waste."

1: "Are you implying that there's someone you would kill a child for?"
2: "No. Well, give me a second, I'm sure there's someone."
1: "I wouldn't kill a child for anyone, sorry guys. Actually maybe Sarah Paulson."
3: "How many children are we talking?"
2: "Only one."
3: "Oh there's probably a lot of people then."

@Yamatsu February 24, 2021

"Listen, sometimes you have to throw your friends under the bus to win."
"Yeah, I just wish my friends weren't driving the bus, too!"

@requiemisback February 24, 2021

"steal the baby. yOU SON OF A BITCH JUST STEAL THE DAMN BABY ALREADY!"

"running off with some old hag's jewels is the best way to survive in this cruel world. now make haste, we have a heist to finish!"

"no, i'm not running from the law-"
"i- nobody asked you if you were, rosalynn."
"i- well FUCK i gave myself away then didn't i?"
"yeah."
"[sharp inhale] SHIIIIIIIIT."

@Althalosian-is-the-father February 25, 2021

“Emmanuel Bidet at your service.”
…
“Squirt squirt.”

@Pickles February 25, 2021

"You're literally going to get rabies but continue." -my psych teacher

@requiemisback February 25, 2021

"i,,, i got a bit of strawberry dna guys"
"what are you gonna name him?"
"jerry"

@nebula__ February 25, 2021

"Welcome to hell. Can I serve you some Mcdonald's, sir?"
"as long as you get the order wrong-"
"Yes of course!"

@Pickles February 26, 2021

Spoiler - click to show.

"Honestly I just need to date her long enough that it's warm outside so our first kiss can be a recreation of the percabeth kiss underwater."

@The-Magician February 26, 2021

“You’re too Asian”
(Said by a white man to a white woman)

@Althalosian-is-the-father February 26, 2021

(Is this ~a racism~?)

@Starfast February 28, 2021

"It's just every holiday all the time over here."

"The Pac-Man soundtrack kinda slaps though."

@Yamatsu February 28, 2021

"The Pac-Man soundtrack kinda slaps though."

(You should hear the Championship Edition OST)

@cryptic-glitch March 01, 2021

(in a voice about to cry) "I have some bad news. Bobbi done fell."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB0IsZzNaQU (for some context)

@ghosthugs__ March 01, 2021

"goodnight melancholy, eat my ass"

@requiemisback March 01, 2021

"Just look at him- He's like a paperclip. He's a tiny little paperclip man."

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