Out of Context
Throw the whole damn house out
I tip my waiters by shooting them in the face and running
How do I top my grades if I'm a bottom
Santa Claus is a racist
book
"She's the one who did it all and he's blaming me!" "So you steal his damn cop car?!"
language
"i'm clownin' on the clowns, you know how it is"
"that analogy makes no sense but i'm going to ignore the fact that it doesn't because i'd like to join in"
Please, stop praying for my grandma!!!! you are making her too strong. she broke out of the hospital and the cops can't get her. she's too powerful.
This is what you get! MY SUPER LASER PISS!
NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT OR I'LL PISS ON YOU TOO
THAT'S RIGHT, OBAMA. I'M PISSING ON THE FUCKING MOON!
group
Your hair will now be warm and your sweat balanced.
I know he was once crushed and eaten.
Good English.
JUMPING, UNPLANNED!!!!!
God, I’m not talking about soap. No one kills such an animal.
Inches and inches long is my pride!
group
HEAVY PACKER HEAVY HITTER OH NO HE’S A TRICK ROOM NUKE
context: Pokémon
group
"I'd say you're kind of 'emo redneck femboy'."
"Uh….. okay?"
language
"you're giving me garden gnome vibes man"
"vibe check failed"
group
“Do I have to write it on your forehead?!”
Fuck off back to Arendale you show-stealing bitch
Fuck my afterlife
I'm not the imposter. You really think my fat juicy ass could fit through the vents
It's ok, I forgive you for being british
I own your ass america
Atua-damned idiot
He's a dumb annoying bitch and a possible war criminal but I stan
language
"you're a sweaty pig"
"thanks"
language
He's crying because he's in a cringe music video
AW HELL NAW FRANCE TOOK 5 PILLS OF MELATONIN
licks sandwich
“Alright, see you guys in three thousand years.”
group
"It's like if German and Russian had a little bastard accent together."
group
“Axolotls! I wonder what they taste like.”
“Kill the turtles! Kill the turtles!”
language
"i want a little ribbit boy for christmas"
"i just want a little ribbit boy in general"
If you want the grave to go deeper, I’ll be happy to make it happen!
My trunks, like, exploded
Internet gas