Out of Context

Trash runs through these kid's blood, it's their lives
Netflix really fucked up this time

Imma make the midget and the giant date, it'll be amazing

Shut you idol-killer, I just came here for your sweet antenna

Small dogs are small
(Demonic voice) Don't mention that hamster lover to me ever again

I don't know what's going on in that oven but it's doesn't smell legal
You noscoped a dog, Japan

"Well, couples do go to the bathroom with the door open-"
Meows

“I’m glad I could make you suffer.”
(in response to “I’m dying of laughter”)

“What the hell? My dad just got me a BMW! These are the best parents I’ve ever had! I will allow you to die naturally!”

I'm eating my iPhone
We tried to reach out to the man who died in this pursuit. They were unavailable for comment
This car is bussing

I'm giving you all zero stars!

I just beat up a church

"Just three uterus owners being exhausted in the living room. Only one of them's a girl. And she's a cat."

Can I throw this baby off the roof
That's assault, you mochi bastard!

Who knows what made us canceled but it’s probably deserved.

Look at the bright side, at least theres cookies.

Cirno plans to blow up the entire North Pole. Can she be stopped
Lissa came here to catch the most dangerous prey- The Gingerbread man

"Oooooh, murder!"

“Would you donate a penny to help rebuild the orphanage that burned down?”
“No. Self care.”

I wish I was dead so I didn't have to deal with myself

“I have seen mountains in my life, and I can confirm, this is without a doubt one of the mountains I’ve seen.”

You can think of this place as a prison if it makes you feel better