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“Mom, it’s almost snack time! Do they have the Jesus wafers again today?”
“The blood of Christ do be hitting different.”
Out of Context
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You could found a temple with the number of graves I'd dug for myself.
Just don't get caught. If nobody's caught, it's not a crime.
You made me die
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Listen to pictures in your feet
“Polka’s not a real dance, Bob.”
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Gasps in Wisconsinite
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Gasps in Wisconsinite
Ooh, is this a new Pokémon Mega Stone I’ve never heard of???!?
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“You can’t come out as a lizard twice.”
“Here’s a fun one: Would you rather follow Roman Catholicism, or go to Hell?”
“You can’t come out as a lizard twice.”
“Here’s a fun one: Would you rather follow Roman Catholicism, or go to Hell?”
definitely go to hell
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“You can’t come out as a lizard twice.”
“Here’s a fun one: Would you rather follow Roman Catholicism, or go to Hell?”
definitely go to hell
^^^
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“You can’t come out as a lizard twice.”
“Here’s a fun one: Would you rather follow Roman Catholicism, or go to Hell?”
definitely go to hell
Exactly, I’m already headed down there anyway✨💅🏳️🌈✨
“You can’t come out as a lizard twice.”
“Here’s a fun one: Would you rather follow Roman Catholicism, or go to Hell?”
definitely go to hell
Exactly, I’m already headed down there anyway✨💅🏳️🌈✨
hell is just a green day concert- heaven for gays, torture for the heteros
I am now explaining the concept of sexual harassment to a hero of mythological times.
Diet!? You are an android so you won't get fat no matter how much you eat.
Too cringe to live, Too kawaii to die. Guy want him, girls want to be him
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"HAH! I'M GOING TO DOX YOUR FACE!"
"So the frick you taking a pick of the back of my face?"
Teenage mutant ninja turtles fast forward. Into a brick wall
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“There’s no juice here :(“
“I’m sure there’ll be lots of juice where you’re going.”
“Hell??”
I'm a loser cat with a gambling addiction
Dad, he died as he lived, smelling of cream
"Just. . . massage the beans-"
"into your rectum."
". . . Excuse me?"
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Reminds me of the "this joint is legal!" billboards that some chiropractor place here has ghfgds
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“feed me a rat”
“GIMME RAT GIMME RAT GIMME RAT”
“spell rat backwards and you’ll see what I’d happily feed you instead”
Delete Sweden immediately
There's no way I'd go puupuukupuu with someone as stupid, idiotic and forgetful as you.
You came into my house with shoes on… I'M CALLING THE POLICE!
Ah yes, My favorite hetalia character; Grandpa Man
Good to know I have a fucking weeaboo living under my roof again.
Yours is a strange variety of existence
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"Her leg is salty, but it's not for you!"
"You're a wackodoodle! I love you."
"Yessss! Yeahhhh!"
"Booping my nose is my backup plan."
"And my legs? Chicken legs. I'm gonna go steal some from Margaret."
Fuck that spoon
I'm so glad you're thinking about joining- ABOOT FUCKING SHIT- I'm so glad you're asking about (UNHOLY CANADA NOISES)
He's making babies with the pinpocket
No one's pooping on each other but it'll do
I am going to eat that fucking cat
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“Castle De- Castle Dim- Castle freaking Dimetscru??? I dont- I literally don’t know. Castle Big Lady. Big Lady Massive Booba.”
You have period chopsticks
T O M A T O V A G I N A
I got a shield motherfucka, dies
5 cats for 5 Deustmarks at Arby's
That was my mother's cup, you fool
I want your fluids, Turkey-san
Your highness is not a bad girl, you twit