language
"quick! take his cherry!"
"but he'll starve-"
Out of Context
language
Laughing in the middle of conversation indicates insanity, did you lose your sanity
"Santa saw my t-zone and asked if I could guide his sleigh tonight."
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Laughing in the middle of conversation indicates insanity, did you lose your sanity
This is not good news for me
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“Schlap, schlap, schlap. That’s the sound of my tiddies slapping against the bars of my Minecraft jail.”
……I won't say anything perverted, so keep your hands off my ass.
You looked handsome from behind, but that face is a bit of a consolation prize, isn't it…?
Q. Should Romano run? A.Yes he should.
"What in the andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer) Lloyd Webber is this? Why do they sound like they're about to pick their Jellicle Cat?"
"Please tell me he eats the fork.
…
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!"
on a scale of 1-10 how would you recieve a bear that commited arson?
language
"oh god, it's the 2021 version of the dancing plague!"
"I have a stocking and it's full of stroganoff!"
A giraffe, a hideous freak of nature
group
A giraffe, a hideous freak of nature
Giraffes aren’t real you gooberwally
It's only half of you, it could be worse
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“Red heads, sharp teeth… they’re not monsters! They’re Irish!”
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“I’m straight for Waluigi.”
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“See, that’s ‘LMAAAAAAAO’. It stands for ‘Laughing my ass ass ass ass ass ass ass off.’”
All he does is SAVE 👋 SAVE 👋 SAVE
It ain't easy being obesey
Andy my knees are acting… My tendernizitis. The veterans… Man
I'M GOING TO CATCH ME A FUCKING PEDOPHILE! (demonic high-pitched laughing)
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“I could cosplay Ranboo with you!”
“You could!”
“I’m already half black, half white.”
“… Oh.”
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I feel like this entire thread works
(there’s nothing inappropriate, this is from a kids’ website, I just put the spoiler so it’s not absurdly long)
EDIT: I DID NOT MEAN TO MAKE THIS THIS LONG
Spoiler - click to show.
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“I wear my glasses when I read to look smart.”
“You really need all the help you can get in that department.”
“What do you think I read on my phone?”
“Like, Eminem lyrics.”
“…How did you know?”
You disgrace your existence as a sink
book
"They made a movie and its a finale. 2 died, 2 got trapped somewhere for eternity (They are dragons so immortal Ig) and the mc lost all his powers, 2 wizards are trying to kill him and destroy the world, and a man is pregnant because he was in love with an alien so according to the alians the 8th kiss makes kids and the male carries the babies. Help"
(Like… What?)
book
"They made a movie and its a finale. 2 died, 2 got trapped somewhere for eternity (They are dragons so immortal Ig) and the mc lost all his powers, 2 wizards are trying to kill him and destroy the world, and a man is pregnant because he was in love with an alien so according to the alians the 8th kiss makes kids and the male carries the babies. Help"
(Like… What?)
(Continuation)
"I'm legit crying because WHY. ANOTHER ONE DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ALL CRYING WHY. HELP ME. THE BAD GUY GOT STABBED THROUGH HIS HEART"