All I care about is being able to punch France in the balls.
Out of Context
Ok, your blood is bad especially when you get mad, if you die you'll be very very sad
Kylo, I'm really done with your emo whining, I'm really done with your emo whining. I'm sorry you killed your dad, ok? Not my problem.
"There was a pair of boots on the wall, like really high up, and he almost tripped on them."
"We're going to have to move on to a different alphabet soon. I vote for the Cambodian one because there's like 70 letters."
"She looks like if you took a character from Cats 2019 and turned it into an Animal Crossing villager."
"Roses are red, this desert has a cactus, WHY WEREN'T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE?!?!?!?"
"I'm going to cut your head off and wear your neck as a hat."
"I just made her this really nice house entirely out of spite."
He asked if I said tentacletitties when i said it hurt to breath
LET ME INSIDE YOUR CHEST CAVITY
"watch out for the grape!"moans
hear me out: Freddy Krueger with Karl Heisenberg's voice
WHY THE HELL IS THE BREAST ON THE FLOOR
Cover your hoo-hah, sweetie
"Why does she keep calling herself Kobayashi?" "The bitch can't stay in character."
The d in Darth Vader stands for dilf
Miniskirts are not the master race
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"Shhh- Leave me be I'm trying to channel slate"
"What does that even-"
"SLATE"
HUG ME OR I WILL BREAK YOUR LEGS
England:… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)…in America?
I Am yoUR FRIEND
get ready for ASS BLASTAH
“Hon Hon, I ate your baguette”
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"I do not appreciate you cottage cheese cup!"
"eh what you don't appreciate my cottage cheese cup?!"
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Just experienced the wrath of god at Claire's
"This is the best eroge ever made. It has so much ero, and so much ge, that you just won't believe it."
Today, me and my friend coded it so that I don't have to pay child support, and it was HILARIOUS!
FUCK YOU BITCH! GET UWUED
" my favorite snack? Oh that's easy David"
Context: I was in class doing a warm up and one of the questions was "what is your favorite snack food?" and I heard the kid behind me say that and I snorted.
Let's super harassment sandwich
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'You get used to her screams after a few years.'
"I would ask if your ok but I think we already know the answer to that"