Out of Context

"So you want us to tank the economy because you're sentimental?" "That would be great, gracias."
The revolution is over chaps! And it's all downhill from 👉 here 👎🈶
I envy places that can grow potato
Millions from around the world willingly enter a country full of french people
Hey Japan if you give me money, I'll let you touch my -

Russia has been living life in hard mode for centuries

My ass is on fire!
Salmon roe on pancakes

Monokuma can suck my ultimate d-

"What happened in 1492?"
"Your birthday?"
Uproar from customers

"Like a McRib but fancy. Well… Nevermind."

Qwiktrip at 9:00 pm is an Experience and I would highly recommend it

Y'all spell it with a Q?? We spell it with a K here

Yeah

"Nothing says early morning breakfast like mayonnaise!"

"That's not how bird trauma works."

Your face hurts me

No more talking. Licking will do

"Oh, please don't make that face like a long-dead boyfriend was really alive but turned out to be a blood-related younger brother."

"…It'll be fine, I'm a heroine after all… They have a special ability not to get fat no matter how much they eat…"

What the fuck does that mean? You baked potato

"My dog died yesterday…" "It do be like that."

"A teacup ride, but all the teacups are actually filled with boiling hot tea."
"They just strap you to a log and push you down a waterfall."
"Action Park 2: Somehow Even Worse."

"A teacup ride, but all the teacups are actually filled with boiling hot tea."
"They just strap you to a log and push you down a waterfall."
"Action Park 2: Somehow Even Worse."

Oh no-

"A teacup ride, but all the teacups are actually filled with boiling hot tea."
"They just strap you to a log and push you down a waterfall."
"Action Park 2: Somehow Even Worse."

Oh no-

Oh yes

“Heck yeah, it’s Silver. Silver, please save me from the Frontier Brains, they’re haunting me.”

"I just want an ugly Christmas sweater that says 'The Moon Landing Was Fake' on it."

"That's an insult to timbits."

It's fine, Benjamine Franklin used to do this for attention
Did you just step on my happy meal
yankee doodle dumbass

"Good. Be a man like a girl!!"

"M-Miss, w-w-w0uld u l1ke 2 5study w1th me? Well… lol th4t m4d3 m3 s0und l1ke a k1dn4pper lol."

"Jeez Michael Bublé just be gay like the rest of us. Seduce Santa."

He should be a ho ho ho

I just wished Peter Rabbit got the death sentence he deserves

"…let's stop thinking nostalgically about the future."

Babies kick pregnant moms all the time but ohhh I do it one time and the one arrested