Out of Context

"Aww, you took me to the murder spot. How romantic."

I just wanted to apologize for committing tax fraud

Not like Voldemort was doxing Harry Potter

"Maybe the fifth date can be the bank robbery. And then on the sixth one we should just kill each other."
"Little Caesar's hot and ready? More like Little Caesar's hot and wait 5-10 minutes."

Harry Potter and the Twitch Raid
This guy is somebody's trigger

we're not just telling stories we're taking lives

"Asaba-sensei, I don't think you should run in the hallway."
"There was an study conducted by, um, a f-foreign university … It was scientifically proven that s-sheep were best animals for counting."

It's a nut you can play OUTSIDE!

"Aw, darn. There goes my evil plan to ruin all the eggs."

Christian theatre kids are the weirdest people to hang out with but they know how to party

sending that to my girlfriend

They're not all filled with steroids, how dull will that be

Becoming a rapper… A fate worse than death

Ahh, I see the two assassins I sent to kill you have failed. Very well. Let us make peace. Handshake!

But at least no terrorism happened!

To die under the caring watch of the mysterious kendo girl. How very LN protag of me. dies

I don't give a shit if you're underrated, all I need to do is wake up in the morning and pay my traxe

Ah, but now that I think about it, your right hand has been your girlfriend until now, right? Is your hand actually my rival in love?