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Chicken on a raft
Out of Context
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"Could you cook using rubbing alcohol?"
"IMMA PULL A WHITNEY!"
"IMMA PULL A WHITNEY!"
Does it involve having a trained cow roll over your enemies' pets?
I'll never forget the time my friend's brother was reading a bunch of Sherlock Holmes and didn't understand his drug problem and said "sometimes I didn't understand what was going on" about the hazy parts and she said "neither did sherlock". Every time one of us mentions it we both laugh our butts off
I love her
If you're Christian and you're ever questioning your beliefs, just remember, one time I was playing that one game where you throw pens into a bin except I was playing with saltwater taffies and I asked if Jesus was real and it went in. Boom.
(I was going to say something, but then decided against it.)
No, you drove the tank last time! You sit in the machine gun nest, I get to drive, and everyone else can fight over the gun positions.
I just took the magic portal to mars-
"Help! I think these mushrooms might not be poisonous!"
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"The solution for every problem in life: put a plastic bag over it!"
XD
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"The solution for every problem in life: put a plastic bag over it!"
Smelly garbage? Put a bag over it!
Three unwanted kids? Put a bag over it!
Not the Younglings!
"The solution for every problem in life: put a plastic bag over it!"
Smelly garbage? Put a bag over it!
Three unwanted kids? Put a bag over it!Not the Younglings!
Are they three orphans with an enormous fortune?
"The solution for every problem in life: put a plastic bag over it!"
Smelly garbage? Put a bag over it!
Three unwanted kids? Put a bag over it!Not the Younglings!
The real joke started as:
You rode your bike to school but it's supposed to rain? Put a plastic bag over it!
Don't like your face? Put a plastic bag over it!
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"The solution for every problem in life: put a plastic bag over it!"
Smelly garbage? Put a bag over it!
Three unwanted kids? Put a bag over it!Not the Younglings!
Are they three orphans with an enormous fortune?
Oh, there were more than three.
But not any more…
"The solution for every problem in life: put a plastic bag over it!"
Smelly garbage? Put a bag over it!
Three unwanted kids? Put a bag over it!Not the Younglings!
Are they three orphans with an enormous fortune?
Oh, there were more than three.
But not any more…
Oh… um… who's were they though?
Wait I'm dumb nvm don't answer that question
"The solution for every problem in life: put a plastic bag over it!"
Smelly garbage? Put a bag over it!
Three unwanted kids? Put a bag over it!Not the Younglings!
Are they three orphans with an enormous fortune?
Oh, there were more than three.
But not any more…
Was it a terrible fire?
Wait I see where this is going XD
(I think it may be two different things we're talking about- but it's interesting to see where it'll go)
(Wait are you not referencing "A Series of Unfortunate Events?")
(I am, Just the more then three children didn't sound right… but maybe I just forgot something…)
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@evastardust
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"The solution for every problem in life: put a plastic bag over it!"
Smelly garbage? Put a bag over it!
Three unwanted kids? Put a bag over it!Not the Younglings!
Are they three orphans with an enormous fortune?
Oh, there were more than three.
But not any more…
Was it a terrible fire?
Well, their killer does get burned alive….