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@Pickles January 07, 2020

They are

@evastardust RRAAAARRL January 07, 2020

RRAAAARRL

Here's some out-of-context WW3 quotes from my APUSH and Health classes:
"I can't get drafted since I'll be busy at Pence's summer camps."

"bOnE sPuRs"

"So the US did a stupid."

"What if they nuked Yellowstone?"

"We're fine, who's gonna bomb southern Wisconsin?"
"People aiming for Chicago."
"Guess I'll move north."

"The UP, which should be its own state-"

"I want interstate combat to be legalized so Wisconsin can seize the UP." (Said friend is from the UP btw)
"What if someone tried to take over Rhode Island?"
"Fuck Rhode Island, they deserve it."
"NO!"

"Or as I like to call it, 'World War Three, Straight To DVD'-"

@Knight-Shives January 07, 2020

(Not Rhode Island, I live near there)

Deleted user January 07, 2020

“NO MY STRAIGHT!”

@evastardust RRAAAARRL January 07, 2020

RRAAAARRL

Waaaay too cheerily
"NUCLEAR WINTER!!!"

@Kamea January 07, 2020

"THERE'S RAISINS IN THE WATER FOUNTAIN!!!"

@Kamea January 09, 2020

"It can't just slip in and slip out"

@evastardust RRAAAARRL January 09, 2020

RRAAAARRL

"It can't just slip in and slip out"

the office GIF

~~I'm so sorry lol~~

@Pickles January 09, 2020

"It can't just slip in and slip out"

~~I'm so sorry lol~~

~~don't be~~

@Fenrir January 09, 2020

“I hate you?! You’re such a picachu!
Gasp “excuse you! I’m a charmander!”

@evastardust RRAAAARRL January 09, 2020

RRAAAARRL

"WHERE ORANGE MAN?"

@The-N-U-T-Cracker January 10, 2020

Luigi
Got
Big
Tiddies

@Jay-Marae-is-in-an-emotional-maze January 10, 2020

"Damn, she SLIM THICC"

@Fenrir January 10, 2020

“Parent isn’t here…”
“you know what you need to do..”
“Eewyup.”
Pulls out water gun

Deleted user January 10, 2020

E

@Knight-Shives January 13, 2020

"Do alligators have DNA?"

@Pickles January 13, 2020

Tell them no. It's just humans and one nonliving things

@Nie-Huaisang-is-lost-in-the-stars January 18, 2020

"Simon, stop sucking"

@Kamea January 18, 2020

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@Nie-Huaisang-is-lost-in-the-stars January 18, 2020

To the tune of "Candy" by Doja Cat

"I can be your Google when you're searching for the answers."

@Anemone January 18, 2020

"I mean one man's trash is another man's treasure…"

"AND ONE MAN'S PAIN IS ANOTHER MAN'S PLEASURE!"

@Knight-Shives January 21, 2020

"He was definitely homosexual"

"She was definitely not the type of girl to go around shooting an elderly homosexual"

@Anemone January 21, 2020

"Shank shank shank-"
"What are you doing?"
"I'm shanking them."

@Fenrir January 21, 2020

Instead of ready ready you get stabby stabbyied

@Mojack January 22, 2020

“that feeling when you catch a bullet with your throat and rupture your larynx”
“anybody got a chest tube”

“Yeah this nurse is awesome, she started playing sans theme song while she was treating me”

@The-N-U-T-Cracker January 24, 2020

"Just make sure you can get your hands on some firm bananas"

@Mojack January 25, 2020

“AAAAHHHH STOOOOOP”

@Pickles January 28, 2020

I love how ex FBI and CIA agents all write books about how to not get ded but they don't really have any practice writing and the things don't exactly connect and they use the same words over again and it's just a bunch of examples. Mm yes, personality. Well written cronch. Delicious. Tasty. Love it

@Pickles January 28, 2020

It's just a bunch of "bE aWaRe Of YoUr SuRrOuNdInGs" and "I'm going to show you" and awkward transitions. Now I'm wondering if this is just a nonfiction thing or what

@SpookyScarySnoteleks January 28, 2020

"Who decided to call it 'hiring a hitman' and not 'ordering takeout'?"

"I'd work at home usually, but I could head down to Huston. If they ever have a problem"

"He fell on his elbow and hurt his foot so now he needs to rest his back."

Out of Context

"WHERE ORANGE MAN?"

"AND ONE MAN'S PAIN IS ANOTHER MAN'S PLEASURE!"