Out of Context

"I forgot my tortilla."

"I LOVE sucking on BALLSSs and wow that's gonna get taken out of context so quickly I swear I'm not gay"

I laughed harder than i should have

"i like him in his underwear."

"Freakin' shark just ate my stairs."

"This is a crispy butt."

"The world might be in ruin but his beauty routine is not"

"Sinners for life because why the hell not"

"Oh, yeah, I rescued this guy because this is totally relevant in this conversation about how your country is dying."

"The Russians are under the mall."
"No, there's an elevator in the pizza place in the food court. It's the Italians."

"Have you ever had a cheese tortilla?"
"…You mean quesadilla?"
uncontrollable laughter from someone else
"Yeah.. But there's this thing, it's like a tortilla but made out of cheese!"
laughter continues
"So… you can make a quesadilla but with cheese for a tortilla?"
"Yeah!"
"So… just A SLAB OF CHEESE?"
laughter intensifies
"EXACTLY!"

"If you're going to choke, choke like you mean it"

"I know sign language" flips bird

"my glucose just dropped to the floor!"

to the tune of the Jeopardy song "I just won a thou-sand million dollars.."

Singing Jingle Bells
"It's October, sing a Halloween song."
"Oh, okay. Um…. Row, row, row your boat…"

"ALASKA! Wow, we were dumb."

"SO A HUMAN IS A COMPUTER!"

(these first 2 are my friends and the last 2 were me)

"I'm a GROWING CHILD one packet of oatmeal ain't gonna cut it."

"What's Cooper doing?"(Cooper's our puppo)
"Coopering."

i mean, it has hair and produces milk so

Oh my god so my mom just went into my dog's lil area and my dog got his paws on someone's homework and my mom said:
"No, you can't eat homework! That's cliche! That's cliche! We're original in this household."

But it's not warm-blooded, and doesn't give birth to live young.

But it's not warm-blooded, and doesn't give birth to live young.

h u s h

_{let us have our fun ok?}

But it's not warm-blooded, and doesn't give birth to live young.

h u s h

_{let us have our fun ok?}

_{But the s c i e n c e}

But it's not warm-blooded, and doesn't give birth to live young.

h u s h

_{let us have our fun ok?}

_{But the s c i e n c e}

_{this is our f u n time not our s c i e n c e time}

But it's not warm-blooded, and doesn't give birth to live young.

h u s h

_{let us have our fun ok?}

_{But the s c i e n c e}

_{this is our f u n time not our s c i e n c e time}

_{S c i e n c e is fun}

But it's not warm-blooded, and doesn't give birth to live young.

h u s h

_{let us have our fun ok?}

_{But the s c i e n c e}

_{this is our f u n time not our s c i e n c e time}

_{S c i e n c e is fun}

_{maybe for you but this is our f u n time}

But it's not warm-blooded, and doesn't give birth to live young.

h u s h

_{let us have our fun ok?}

_{But the s c i e n c e}

_{this is our f u n time not our s c i e n c e time}

_{S c i e n c e is fun}

_{maybe for you but this is our f u n time}

i have already had this argument twice today and i will defend the coconut until the day i die

Then perish.