Out of Context

(I love ordering takeout)

" I wanna get clapped too!"

Update(this one happened a few minutes ago): "I've decided not to hate you, it's a waste of energy."

Calm thine tittles

"Who decided to call it 'hiring a hitman' and not 'ordering takeout'?"

I wish it was me

"It doesn't taste good, it's not going to taste good. It's not supposed to taste good."

"What if you put bread in a juicer?"
"If I take the cover off this, I can cut you in half with it."
"All in favor of throwing Maya out the window, say 'aye'."
(these are all the same person)

"How many times have you mortally wounded each other?"
"Because you used WikiHow for your first date!"

"She teleported through the ceiling."
"He's smiling… or is he baring his fangs?"
"HE HAS A LEFT EYE!!"
"He's watching all the misery he's caused."
"I can't find her! I can't find the lunch lady!"
"They're using SQUARES?"
"My hat's name is Tony."
"It's like walking, but your shoes are weapons and the ground is deadly."
"How do you say… 'I feel like three medieval torture devices are being used simultaneously in my mouth?'"

“hate it when I get stabbed in a clothing store”

“You’re laughing. The zombie apocalypse is happening, and you’re laughing.”

"the pope is a homewrecker"

"No ASS allowed."

"No ASS allowed."

this by any chance from Geometry? writing proofs?

Lmaooo it is!

"No ASS allowed."

this by any chance from Geometry? writing proofs?

LE GASP
WAIT UNTIL PRECALC. ITS A WHOLE THING

"No ASS allowed."

this by any chance from Geometry? writing proofs?

LE GASP
WAIT UNTIL PRECALC. ITS A WHOLE THING

not taking it next year, i'm taking personal financing XDXD

That counts as a math at your school???

(only sas is allowed)

(at least I'm taking a real math, nerd)

(ssa is stupid and I hated doing it. It's gross and I don't get why it's useful. Oh wait. It's not)

(for us personal finance is a required class that doesn't count for anything. I didn't learn a thing. I haven't learned anything in any of my classes)

(… ….yeah i have no defense for that….but when will you actually need probability and Statistics….:3)

(I don't know! I just chose not to take precalculus)

"Everybody clap your hands! …Those… those-aren't your hands."