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@The-N-U-T-Cracker February 09, 2020

“It’s only considered red meat if you don’t cook it enough”

@Pickles February 09, 2020

“It’s only considered red meat if you don’t cook it enough”

…… no

@evastardust RRAAAARRL February 09, 2020

RRAAAARRL

“It’s only considered red meat if you don’t cook it enough”

…… no

I mean….

@Pickles February 09, 2020

“It’s only considered red meat if you don’t cook it enough”

…… no

I mean….

No
Red meat refers to it being red when it's raw. Beef is red meat no matter how long you cook it

@The-N-U-T-Cracker February 09, 2020

bUt iT tUrnS brOwN

@evastardust RRAAAARRL February 09, 2020

RRAAAARRL

The easy solution is to char your beef even more than Anakin Skywalker, to the point where it's near-unrecognizable as meat and looks like a flaky flat hockey puck. Problem solved!

@The-N-U-T-Cracker February 09, 2020

or just skip the meat and eat straight lye

@Pickles February 10, 2020

No it's still red meat

@evastardust RRAAAARRL February 10, 2020

RRAAAARRL

or just skip the meat and eat straight lye

Pffft, you still eat lye? I eat rocks straight from the ground.

@SpookyScarySnoteleks February 10, 2020

"Oh, Valentine's day. The worst day of the year. Because affection is overrated. But then again, candy."

@Pickles February 10, 2020

"Oh, Valentine's day. The worst day of the year. Because affection is overrated. But then again, candy."

You have to get the candy the day after because it's cheap

@SpookyScarySnoteleks February 10, 2020

"Oh, Valentine's day. The worst day of the year. Because affection is overrated. But then again, candy."

You have to get the candy the day after because it's cheap

Or the day after Halloween. On Halloween, you have a bigger selection of candy that isn't chocolate, so I'm all for it. (I like chocolate, just too much makes me sick to my stomach even tho Zoro's least favorite food is chocolate, according to Oda)

@Knight-Shives February 10, 2020

"Math equations are polyamorous, If you are against polyamorous people you're against math"

@Pickles February 10, 2020

(the day after Halloween, most of the candy is gone, plus it's not October.)

@SpookyScarySnoteleks February 10, 2020

(fair but i still don't like Valentine's day that much)

@Pickles February 10, 2020

(yeah I never said it isn't awful. I just said there's cheap candy the day after)

@Althalosian-is-the-father February 10, 2020

The easy solution is to char your beef even more than Anakin Skywalker, to the point where it's near-unrecognizable as meat and looks like a flaky flat hockey puck. Problem solved!

~~That one time I made burgers.~~

@The-N-U-T-Cracker February 11, 2020

"Well, just remember: You can't spell PTSD without the D"

@evastardust RRAAAARRL February 11, 2020

RRAAAARRL

"STD&D."

@saor_illust February 11, 2020

"Well, okay. Let's just go eat Drew then."
"We'll eat Drew. Cannibalism."

Deleted user February 11, 2020

Me: They better play Ice Ice baby in the cafeteria.
Lunch ladies: play ice ice baby
Me and Mac: HELL YES
@LittleStupidPatoG

@Knight-Shives February 11, 2020

"Mop and glow makes your floor shiney"
"Nobody has ever said mop and glow makes me horny"

@The-N-U-T-Cracker February 14, 2020

Just drink the Gay² soda

@Anemone February 14, 2020

-After moments of silence-

"I know how to make your mom die."

@Mojack February 14, 2020

“Who invited the white turkey?”

@SpookyScarySnoteleks February 14, 2020

(this was in writing but it's too funny not to put here)
"What's your favorite temperature?"
"Not cold."

@evastardust RRAAAARRL February 14, 2020

RRAAAARRL

"It's just a normal day in my turtle life."

@Mojack February 15, 2020

“i can’t believe you’ve only been in the city for 3 days and you’ve already got a court case on your hands…that’s gotta be a record or something”

@Sleep-deprived-and-Stupid February 16, 2020

"mMMmMm, repulsive"
"Guys, please stop with the pancakes, our english teacher's gonna yell at us."
"SHOVE A BREADSTICK IN YOUR………. MOUTH."
"what the waffle house?"
"If lampy man told you to lighten up, don't ask for help in the Home Depot"
"Kids are doing drugs, I'm on kazoo rn."
"I am the gayest goose."
"I'm so gay for her that I'd turn straight for her"
"A number nine with extra murder please."
"COUNTRY GRASS WATER!!!"
"Why would an oboe quintet only march the star spangled banner?"
"How 'american' of you."
"THIS IS WHY GOD ISN'T INVITED TO MY TEA PARTY!"

@Sleep-deprived-and-Stupid February 16, 2020

"guys, please, we promised nothing illegal would happen"
"BUT CHIMMICHANGAAAAAA"
"Sister did indeed done snatch the NASA" "Sister snatched assa." "Sister snatched ABBA?" "NO!"
"THEM VSCO GIRLS WILL NEVER KNOW THE OGs: THE DISCO GIRLS!" Dancing Queen blasts in the background
"Never forget Favazzas." "Fafasas?" "Facacas?" "Mufasa's?" "dad, no"

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