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@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry April 22, 2020

"I want to be a female cow"

Deleted user April 22, 2020

"What the heck are plants even?"

@The-Magician April 22, 2020

"Right! Back to stealing mouths…"
"That mouth is more cursed than the other one.."

@Althalosian-is-the-father April 23, 2020

"He's not Satan."

Deleted user April 23, 2020

"The universe decided to have the Coronavirus when I got my pass."

@The-N-U-T-Cracker April 24, 2020

"I'm your host Mukbang guy and I'm gonna go eat a newborn baby chinchilla so make sure to like this video and subscribe for more content"

Deleted user April 24, 2020

"I'm your host Mukbang guy and I'm gonna go eat a newborn baby chinchilla so make sure to like this video and subscribe for more content"

Cursed

@Anemone April 24, 2020

"I stole an old lady's fishnets but I can't put them on. I think I give them to Erik."

Deleted user April 24, 2020

"if we were pole dancers, you'd be the one absolutely rocking it. i'd be trying to make the ymca dance sexy awkwardly to the side"

Deleted user April 24, 2020

"if we were pole dancers, you'd be the one absolutely rocking it. i'd be trying to make the ymca dance sexy awkwardly to the side"

I don't know why, but this gave me an Emotion I've never felt before

Deleted user April 24, 2020

"if we were pole dancers, you'd be the one absolutely rocking it. i'd be trying to make the ymca dance sexy awkwardly to the side"

I don't know why, but this gave me an Emotion I've never felt before

i'll tell the person who said that. i'm sure he'll be entertained

@SpookyScarySnoteleks April 24, 2020

"That awkward moment when you become worshiped as a god through a huge misunderstanding and just decide to roll with it."

@Althalosian-is-the-father April 24, 2020

(El Dorado.)

@Pickles April 24, 2020

(I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought of that immediately)

@The-N-U-T-Cracker April 24, 2020

“I like my women the way I like my salad”

@SpookyScarySnoteleks April 24, 2020

(Welp my friend and I were talking about One Piece)

@Yamatsu April 24, 2020

"'Are there any girls in the chat?' Yeah, and none of them want to talk to you."

@Althalosian-is-the-father April 24, 2020

“I like my women the way I like my salad”

Covered in Ranch dressing?

@evastardust RRAAAARRL April 24, 2020

RRAAAARRL

“I like my women the way I like my salad”

Covered in Ranch dressing?

French.

@Pickles April 24, 2020

“I like my women the way I like my salad”

Covered in Ranch dressing?

Sneeze

@The-N-U-T-Cracker April 24, 2020

(The original joke i saw was “fully dressed” but the comments were all things like “entirely made out of egg” or “i don’t like salad”)

@evastardust RRAAAARRL April 24, 2020

RRAAAARRL

(All potatoes)

@Yamatsu April 24, 2020

(Covered in buffalo sauce and bleu cheese)

@evastardust RRAAAARRL April 24, 2020

RRAAAARRL

(With 27 knives stuck in them.)

@Anemone April 24, 2020

(With croutons and sprinkles)

@Pickles April 24, 2020

(Nie why the fuck do you put sprinkles on your salad??)

@Yamatsu April 24, 2020

(Tossed)

@evastardust RRAAAARRL April 24, 2020

RRAAAARRL

(Cut into chunks.)

@Pickles April 24, 2020

(With ranch, cheese, bacon and raisins, hold the lettuce)

@Anemone April 24, 2020

(I don't actually put sprinkles in my salad.)

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