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@ninj-is-by April 24, 2020

(who wants their burgers dead?)

@ninj-is-by April 24, 2020

(i like mine alive and mooing)

@The-N-U-T-Cracker April 24, 2020

(grilled to perfection using only a clothing iron)

@Pickles April 24, 2020

(….. Everyone? I'm not about to fucking go to field and chomp a cow's leg. Really that's not the part of my joke you should be concerned by)

@evastardust RRAAAARRL April 24, 2020

RRAAAARRL

(Slathered in white stuff)

@Yamatsu April 24, 2020

(Fat enough to give you a heart attack)

@evastardust RRAAAARRL April 24, 2020

RRAAAARRL

(Covered in melted cheese)

@ninj-is-by April 24, 2020

(….. Everyone? I'm not about to fucking go to field and chomp a cow's leg. Really that's not the part of my joke you should be concerned by)

(disgusting, chomping a cow's leg is the best part of eating a burger)

@Pickles April 24, 2020

(raw and juicy)

@evastardust RRAAAARRL April 24, 2020

RRAAAARRL

(Deep friend and stacked with onions.)

@The-N-U-T-Cracker April 24, 2020

(Beaten repeatedly with a spiked metal brick until tender)

@evastardust RRAAAARRL April 24, 2020

RRAAAARRL

(Smushed between two ample buns)

Deleted user April 24, 2020

A little gross. I warned you.

"Did you know there's like… Cotton?? Stuff?? In pads?"
"Yes..?"
"And it like, soaks up the blood?"
"Friend's name, did you… Cut open a pad?"
Silence

@The-N-U-T-Cracker April 24, 2020

(vored)

@evastardust RRAAAARRL April 24, 2020

RRAAAARRL

SCIENCE!

@evastardust RRAAAARRL April 24, 2020

RRAAAARRL

(vored)

(Fuck, you win again.)

@Althalosian-is-the-father April 24, 2020

(With 27 knives stuck in them.)

Ceasar.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker April 24, 2020

(vored)

(Fuck, you win again.)

(OwU)

@ninj-is-by April 24, 2020

(I like my my women how I like my boyfriend, male)

@Yamatsu April 24, 2020

@Pickles April 25, 2020

"Wicked witch of the yeast"

Deleted user April 25, 2020

"Wicked witch of the yeast"

And the wicked witch of b a g u e t t e s

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry April 25, 2020

"Alexa, stop being a dumb b**"

@ninj-is-by April 25, 2020

"hahahahha get vored ya idiot."

@Pickles April 25, 2020

"I mean if stabbing yourself in the thigh counts as romantic, I guess?"

@evastardust RRAAAARRL April 25, 2020

RRAAAARRL

"I mean if stabbing yourself in the thigh counts as romantic, I guess?"

It be like that sometimes
(Also I need the context for this lol)

@Pickles April 25, 2020

"I mean if stabbing yourself in the thigh counts as romantic, I guess?"

It be like that sometimes
(Also I need the context for this lol)

It was something on TV about 'something romantic!' 'Julius Caesar?'
So I made a comment

@evastardust RRAAAARRL April 25, 2020

RRAAAARRL

"I mean if stabbing yourself in the thigh counts as romantic, I guess?"

It be like that sometimes
(Also I need the context for this lol)

It was something on TV about 'something romantic!' 'Julius Caesar?'
So I made a comment

More like Julius Swooner, amiright?
~~That was a fucking awful pun, I should delete it but nah~~

@Pickles April 25, 2020

"I mean if stabbing yourself in the thigh counts as romantic, I guess?"

It be like that sometimes
(Also I need the context for this lol)

It was something on TV about 'something romantic!' 'Julius Caesar?'
So I made a comment

More like Julius Swooner, amiright?
~~That was a fucking awful pun, I should delete it but nah~~

~~keep it. I love it~~

@The-N-U-T-Cracker April 26, 2020

"If at first you don't succeed, call her a thot"

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