"If at first you don't succeed, call her a thot"
Ah yes, the motto of middle school boys everywhere trying to date in the late 2010s.
"If at first you don't succeed, call her a thot"
Ah yes, the motto of middle school boys everywhere trying to date in the late 2010s.
…bless you?
…bless you?
It's a thing here
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"Anything can be a path if you're determined enough!"
"Anything can be a path if you're determined enough!"
slytherins
Indirect quotation.
"And then she started eating her babies!"
"What!"
"Yeah. Baba says they do that when they know they're trapped."
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Ah yes, the Donner Party.
Ah yes, the Donner Party.
I thought that went the other way around?
"You're cool, bro. But I aint gonna hang with you too much until your balls fall off."
Yeah I said that. I am not ashamed.
“Only white people can be racist because only people can be racist”
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“Only white people can be racist because only people can be racist”
sNEEZE
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“I’ve just noticed that when you bounce your leg, liquid that is nowhere near you starts to move.”
“Yeah so—“
“I KNEW YOU WERE HYDROKINETIC!!”
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"SHUT UP ABOUT RAOUL!!!"
I didn't want to shatter your intellectual reputation over something joking. But it was too good to not share
Completely fair.
"Are gay eggs make you gay?"
(Does Brunos Mars is gay?)
(Does is?)
(Game grumps moment that the egg thing made me think of)
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“Hi, I suck dick so she doesn’t have to.”
"i am kurt cobain."
"i don't know a lot of things, but most importantly, i don't know my name."
"goth blue dick?? cock fur??"
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“Hi, I suck dick so she doesn’t have to.”
Wheeze
My thirsty friends about me
this was actually a quote from my best friend about me
"Bigotry. This tree is bigga."
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"Maia and Mia are basically twins from different kin."