"you just don't understand… I'm not emo, mom, I'm gOTH-THICC"
Out of Context
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"Everybody knows that you need a sword to make any sort of meaningful progress in life. 'How do you handle your problems?' Oh, I handle my problems with a sword."
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"Everybody knows that you need a sword to make any sort of meaningful progress in life. 'How do you handle your problems?' Oh, I handle my problems with a sword."
Can confirm, a sword is Essential
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"shoving an apple up your ass doesn't make you gay, it just makes you weird."
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“If you’re going to wear black or a hoodie 24/7 you commit to it! Even in the summer and 90+ degree weather you will wear that hoodie”
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"It's okay, sweetie, thunder can't hurt you. Now lightning, on the other hand-"
My phone has seen more money than my bank account
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“So it’s a shark, right? Riding like… a sloth.”
“A spider sloth.”
“Yeah, like a daddy long leg.”
“But octopus?”
“He has a general’s hat. Like a captain general’s hat.”
“So it’s a Captain Octadaddy-long-sloth?”
-laughing- “oCtaDaDdY-lOnG—”
“Octadaddy-long-sloth. Tyler this isn’t a joke.”
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"Some kid at school called marinara sauce 'marijuana sauce'."
"I don't think that's even a thing."
"Pesto."
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"Some kid at school called marinara sauce 'marijuana sauce'."
"I don't think that's even a thing."
"Pesto."
I called marinara sauce marijuana sauce once too, at those buffet places that'll make stuff for you. The guy I was ordering from just smiled and was like "marinara?" and I nodded but thought yes dude that's what I just said. It wasn't until I replayed the scenario in my head I realized.
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"Lewis's dog Seaman-"
"I'm sorry, his dog what now?"
Hands down my favorite moment in APUSH, followed shortly by my teacher debating half the class on what a healthy amount of milk to drink was.
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Jyn I'm CACKLING
"She just squished a bug, and it bled!"
"Imagine taking a bug and just squeezing a drop of its blood into your mouth."
"Beetlejuice."
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It wasn't even me who said it lol but thank you
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"Can you take me to hell please?"
"You're always #1 when you're alone!"
"Barry B Benson's about to Barry his di-"
"Oh my gawd they're fire hydrants with titties"
"Gollum is such a chad"
WhAt?
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"Oh my gawd they're fire hydrants with titties"
explain?
"Gollum is such a chad"
(Hmm… I'm sorry but I must disagree. I personally think Gollum radiates Kyle energy)
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"Gollum is such a chad"
(Hmm… I'm sorry but I must disagree. I personally think Gollum radiates Kyle energy)
(True lol)
"I hop on my motorcycle, rev up a huge cloud of smoke, and when it clears I am dead on the floor"
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"I hop on my motorcycle, rev up a huge cloud of smoke, and when it clears I am dead on the floor"
(clue but for bikers)
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"There is only one normal person and that person is Danny DeVito."
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"There is only one normal person and that person is Danny DeVito."
Perfection
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"There is only one normal person and that person is Danny DeVito."
Perfection
Animal Crossing streams are a weird place
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"Its Vozrea, bitch!"