“Does your girl taste good blended to a paste and smeared on toast? I don’t think so”
“w-what are you doing step-goat?”
“There’s nothing a child loves more than to get wet”
Out of Context
"Fireworks are Chinese."
BOOM
"Yass! Gandalf!"
…
"New headcannon. Gandalf is Chinese."
“The child is about to pick up your bullets, you might wanna get them back”
Gavroche
school
"Pulls out his spinal cord
Begins to chew through his spine"
"Pulls out his spinal cord
Begins to chew through his spine"
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"Pulls out his spinal cord
Begins to chew through his spine"Hi what the fuck
lmao it was a thing a certain user pulled on discord
he set out to, and i quote, "be as cursed as possible."
there isn't really much context that explains it??
besides
Cuts a hole in Laika
(laika referring to one of the mods on the server)
"I hope you like being pavement lotion, 'cuz you're gonna be filling all of the cracks in my driveway! HHRAAGH!"
"gay men are secretly black women in disguise"
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"gay men are secretly black women in disguise"
I can confirm
“sweeet home alobama”
Speaking of…
"It's a one man raft-"
"No. One woman raft. You know there was no room for him on the raft."
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"He doesn't die, he's still on TV."
But I feel like that needs the context of my grandma about Jack in Titanic
I cackled
"He doesn't die, he's still on TV."
But I feel like that needs the context of my grandma about Jack in TitanicI cackled
It's also worth noting that I nearly choked when I saw him because I forgot he's been in other things and I've actually seen some of said things literally forgot he was in The Great Gatsby
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@evastardust
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"Isn't that from the Muppet porn play?"
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holding a book with an oversexualised child on the cover “As far as fake covers go, I think this is the worst one I’ve seen.”
nervous sweating
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holding a book with an oversexualised child on the cover “As far as fake covers go, I think this is the worst one I’ve seen.”
nervous sweating
Disgoastang!!
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(oh trust me, I know)
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@evastardust
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(Lemme guess, it was a Lolita cover?)
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(It was worse, and it’s something I can’t explain without context, but even in context it’s still bad)
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(Ew, gross-)
"Isn't that from the Muppet porn play?"
wHAT
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@evastardust
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"Isn't that from the Muppet porn play?"
wHAT
I forgot the name of Avenue Q
"Isn't that from the Muppet porn play?"
wHAT
I forgot the name of Avenue Q
A Muppet gets pegged offstage, so I think that's an apt description.
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"I'm a writer I say as I look up how to take a compliment, and now I pretend the two things are related"
me