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@Althalosian-is-the-father July 20, 2020

~~"Let us go to the moving pictures! What say you, fellow children?"~~

@Pickles July 20, 2020

~~yes sir, do you have any candy in your nice van?~~

@Althalosian-is-the-father July 20, 2020

~~Even better! Tide pods!~~

@SpookyScarySnoteleks July 20, 2020

~~Delicious! May I have some inside your nice van, mister tinted-windows-van-man?~~

@The-N-U-T-Cracker July 20, 2020

Spoiler - click to show.

@Pickles July 20, 2020

"Okay, so he was probably wondering why I was sitting in my car yelling 'tigerfucker' but what can I say"

"Honestly yeah I'd be down for that and I'm ace."

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry July 20, 2020

"Okay, so he was probably wondering why I was sitting in my car yelling 'tigerfucker' but what can I say"

aCHMED???

@Pickles July 20, 2020

"Okay, so he was probably wondering why I was sitting in my car yelling 'tigerfucker' but what can I say"

aCHMED???

Yes

@Pickles July 21, 2020

"Now that's just a murder waiting to happen-"

@Yamatsu July 21, 2020

"The house is condemned, you moron!"
"Don't say that! Maybe it can change its ways!"

@Althalosian-is-the-father July 21, 2020

~~Delicious! May I have some inside your nice van, mister tinted-windows-van-man?~~

~~Yes.~~

@ElderGod-kirky July 21, 2020

"If your shirt takes off your roommate–"

@ElderGod-kirky July 21, 2020

"It's not like he's gonna go 'bibby bobbity boop I'm gay'!?"

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry July 21, 2020

"oh my gosh, i'm apple racist"

@Althalosian-is-the-father July 21, 2020

"You must now call me Mr. Poop. Mr. Poop says shirts are now optional."

Deleted user July 21, 2020

I'm alive

@The-N-U-T-Cracker July 21, 2020

weLL nOt AnYMorE yoU aRenT

@galaxyunicorn-is-in-love-with-starry July 21, 2020

~~who was the deleted user?~~

@SpookyScarySnoteleks July 21, 2020

"All the allo, hetero men turned to stone. Coincidence? I think not."

@The-N-U-T-Cracker July 22, 2020

"everyone always makes jokes about 420 and 69 but they keep forgetting the funniest number"
"666?"
"9/11?"
"…25."