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Chemistry prof casually giving us the most unhinged quotes I've heard in a while-
"Oh, yeah. You can separate the copper from the zinc, but if you do it wrong, you die."
"Don't drink the chemicals. They are not tasty."
"I'm serious - the first step creates a poisonous gas that will kill everyone in this room."
"Have you ever seen hair catch fire? By the time you realize, you've already lost half of it."
"Are you eating sand?"
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“I want to be pinched- I- I don’t want to be pinched-“
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Another update: “Go on, pinch me! Yeaaaaaaa-”
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"I wish i were an irish girl back then"
"A shark could easily outswim me, but I can run faster than a shark, so in a triathalon it would come down to the cycling."
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"YOU SHARTBALL"
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"this is my human persona." "does he do anything cool?" "he evades taxes and is allergic to diary."
"this is my human persona." "does he do anything cool?" "he evades taxes and is allergic to diary."
lmao
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"He hears everything and sees all. But most importantly, he frew up"
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"i'll be back at [time] to pick up the little one." "im taller than you." "she's staying?!" "she's not yours anymore."
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"You know what freaks me out? All of these popcorn are the same shape." - Trig Professor
" 'Hand-crafted by the Popcorn People?' Who are these people?" - Also Trig Professor
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“This is going to sound stupid, is the bright part of the eclipse the moon or the sun?”
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"Owww my tiddiess!" "Well then get rid of them" "I CAN'T, THEY'RE ATTACHED?!!"
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“Oh my god those balls are perfect.”
“Wait are we gonna ruin the balls-?”
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"Is that a strawberry milk sticker?"
"No it's a chocolate stain."
"OOOOOO I WANT IT!!!!"
"OMFG- IT IS JUST A STICKER!!!"
(cwopied an pwasted)
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"Such a tiny bottle for such a tiny man"
"OH MY GOD THEYRE DOING THE NASTIES ON MY TENNIS COURT"
"little meat stick"
"That's what she's sayin"
All of thes3 are from one class period. From my teacher Mr. K. He's my favorite dude
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"You know what freaks me out? All of these popcorn are the same shape." - Trig Professor
" 'Hand-crafted by the Popcorn People?' Who are these people?" - Also Trig Professor
"How do you even hand-craft popcorn?" - Again, Trig Professor
"So, we've come to the consensus that there are Oompah Loompahs that are hand-crafting this popcorn?" - Professor of Trigonometry
"You know how stores sell 'ugly' produce at a discount? This bag of popcorn was $18.50. Where are the uglies of these?" - Take a wild guess who
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"Such a tiny bottle for such a tiny man"
"OH MY GOD THEYRE DOING THE NASTIES ON MY TENNIS COURT"
"little meat stick"
"That's what she's sayin"All of thes3 are from one class period. From my teacher Mr. K. He's my favorite dude
More from him
"Why are u so sad dear? Hanging around a handsome black ken."
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“Meat so good you won’t forget it.” - a fucking Aldi’s ad
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“Meat so good you won’t forget it.” - a fucking Aldi’s ad
That’s what she said
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“According to fandom.com, Jesus Christ is a biblical figure and the main character of the New Testament” Alexa
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"LUNA, GIVE ME THE PINEAPPLE, IT'S MINE!!!!!"
"WELL IT BELONGED TO SPONGEBOB FIRST!!!" insert a four year child running around the house with a full pineapple.
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(happening while i'm babysitting-)
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“Nerve cells look like cancer.” - my bio teacher
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“Nerve cells look like cancer.” - my bio teacher
My grandma fr
