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- "I don't believe in animals. Milk comes from the trees."
Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)
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you pARASITE
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WUT-
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“So. If the old people are gonna die anyway, why not put them down like a dog?”
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“Is it 5 yet?” “Somewhere”
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"gasp they kissed" "THEYRE BROTHERS"
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- "Your entire body is glowing? There's probably something wrong with you."
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- "That's a relief! I almost thought I wasn't going to be able to read five books at once!"
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- "Who names their kid 'Piston?' "
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Straight people-
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"Just a reminder today is november first so if ur gonna do the challange. and by that i mean the daily writing challange"
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(OOOHHH ITS NANOWRIMO I FORGOT)
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(damn it now I have to actually write and not worldbuild for the next forever and a half)
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lol
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(I can't find the prompts for it lol)
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lmao
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- "Ugh, this song sounds like a rat choking on a balloon."
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🎵 Maybe I should get some sleep~ 🎵 (Billie Eilish, TV)
"WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD YOU'VE BEEN UP FOR 43 HOURS!!!!"
"Oh, you've been orphaned again…" - My choir teacher
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Oh dear-
Oh and also
"Choir teacher's name! Hi!!!" - me
Aggressive glaring - choir teacher
"Since I failed, you all get a twenty second nap." - Choir teacher
"What I just said is funny because it’s not true." - Choir teacher
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- "He looks like a rabid Chuck E. Cheese animatronic some drunk dad sucker-punched."
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“I have no joint fluid in my knee, part of my spine goes no bueno, and I have the upper body strength of a ferret. And I could take you.” - my bio teacher to a very arrogant male classmate of mine named cArl
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“I have no joint fluid in my knee, part of my spine goes no bueno, and I have the upper body strength of a ferret. And I could take you.” - my bio teacher to a very arrogant male classmate of mine named cArl
Omg your bio teacher doesn’t like him either
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MY BIO TEACHER IS A MENACE TO SOCIETY AND I LOVE HER
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MY BIO TEACHER IS A MENACE TO SOCIETY AND I LOVE HER
I’ve never met her and never will but so do I
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HEHEHE
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“I have no joint fluid in my knee, part of my spine goes no bueno, and I have the upper body strength of a ferret. And I could take you.” - my bio teacher to a very arrogant male classmate of mine named cArl
if Carl needs to be whooped by a bio teacher with a no-bueno spine, so be it.
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LMAOOO
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“He is turning the world to crabs”