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“I’m not just crazy. . . I’m super crazy!”
XDDD my mother literally-
Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)
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…. Concerning.
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“I’m not just crazy. . . I’m super crazy!”
XDDD my mother literally-
Your mother was the one who said that to me.
I know. Literally everyone I’ve met who worked with her talked shit behind her back.
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Oof.
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Yup- I hate her. Hope she has a heart attack.
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Your mom?
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Yeah.
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ANYWAYS-
“Oh they’re bodies! …can we eat them?”
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"Yes, I am the protractor god!!"
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Nyx: chokes on something
Jorden: Jeez, Nyx, don't die on us.
Nyx: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want!
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XDD ^^
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hiiiiiiiissss!!!!
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I’ve got a long list today folks.
- “Justin Beaver! Oh wait, that’s the beaver.” - a classmate
- “All the knowledge in my brain just fell out.” - a classmate who we will lovingly call TJ Minn (Not TJ Maxx, bc he’s short)
- “Even though you are a naughty noodle, I’ll still give you graph paper. Are you eternally grateful?” - my algebra teacher
- “You have to give them your firstborn for a pint of strawberries.” -my geography teacher
- monotonous voice “Ain’t nobody got time for that.” - a classmate named Danny, while the entire class just gave a collective wheeze
- “Why are you dying at a 90 degree angle?” - me to my friend
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Sometimes I miss being in an in-person school for the chaos like that and then I remember all the Problems
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It’s fun sometimes
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“Mmm crunchy neck” - My brain when I cracked my neck
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"Why is geom?"
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dramatic sigh “I wanna eat some ass.” -kid literally sitting right next to me outta nowhere
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"I have breast cancer now" -my brain after getting punched in the tit by my quarterback brother
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"I have breast cancer now" -my brain after getting punched in the tit by my quarterback brother
XDDD
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(Mind you I'm sitting in a hospital waiting room)
Dad: "Honey?"
Mom: "Yes?"
Dad: "I could really go for something to eat rn."
Mom: "Well, I'm right here."
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NOOOO 😭😭😭
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O.o
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Yeaaahhhhhh. I have another one again.
Mom: MY MAYO WON'T OPEN
Dad: Let me try baby. gets handed the mayo packet as he smacks it against the table and it explodes
Me: just laughing my ass off because of how easily it exploded
Mom: I guess it squirted, didn't it?
Dad: Britney, we're in a waiting room.
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Mom: Oh there's my clip.
Dad: What?
Mom: My clip.
Dad: OHHH CLIP-
Mom: gives him the mother glare I will throw a fry at you.
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XDDD
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@Eli-the-transboi told me to write this:
"God I like it when he screams, I want his gender."
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- "I wonder if it would ruin our friendship if I smacked his eyebrows off?"