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Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)

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@PastelTart

"I will squeeze your head until it cracks like a watermelon."

pets
@im-with-stoopid pets
  • "Is that blood on that coat?"
    "Yeah. Cool, huh?"
    "No."
    "Don't worry. It's not mine."
    "Not your blood or not your coat?"
    "Yes and yes."
language

"You want that alive and squirmin'!"

public
@the-void-galactic public

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language

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I said that. It was regarding Klingon food. Klingons eat live worm-like creatures called racht. A thing you know now.

public
@the-void-galactic public

cutely dies

language

Your friends with a nerd who makes very bad jokes. Also, I said that to my mother and father. With no one else in the room.

drive_eta
@thecasual_hooman drive_eta

¨anyone know where my ball went? i lost it at the park I think..¨

pets
@im-with-stoopid pets
  • "My body feels cold."
    "Eh, it's shutting down. Anyways, my point is-"
group
@FRANKtheTritoposaur group

"HEY I HAS SOMETHING ABOUT BUTFLIES!! PLAGERISM!!!!!"

pets
@im-with-stoopid pets
  • "…and you can already see mad romanticle tension between them. You could cut it with a sword – or a tortilla. It was that obvious."
pets
@im-with-stoopid pets
  • "Imagine Sonic running around in a pair of Timbs."
pets
@im-with-stoopid pets
  • "I'm thinking, 'drinking this is going to give me WINGS,' man! And judging by the health risks? It just might!"
pets
@im-with-stoopid pets
  • "Next time you go to the hospital, stay there."
group
@FRANKtheTritoposaur group

"They're tired little boys. Play through"

drive_eta
@thecasual_hooman drive_eta

(i was in the car)
¨am i not nice??¨ ¨no you ANNOYING¨

public
@the-void-galactic public

“I don’t think your brain’s meant to be on fire, but I’m not a rocket scientist so what do I know?”

group
@FRANKtheTritoposaur group

"Did u just inhale monty!?"

drive_eta
@thecasual_hooman drive_eta

¨SOMONE GRAB THE DAMN BREAD ITS FLYING AWAY!¨

drive_eta
@thecasual_hooman drive_eta

¨WTF IS SpArKlInG KETCHUP?¨

public
@the-void-galactic public

“But I have been rizzing him with gifts of pomegranate” - the human I decided to befriend (oops)

language

“But I have been rizzing him with gifts of pomegranate” - the human I decided to befriend (oops)

That was meant to be private /j

pets
@im-with-stoopid pets
  • "So I've made watermelon pizza before, but never like this. The difference is this one actually has barbecue sauce on top of it."
    "The what."
group
@FRANKtheTritoposaur group

"CAN WE INHALE MONTY AGAIN SK WE DONT HAVE TO DEAL W HIM?"

drive_eta
@thecasual_hooman drive_eta

¨SOMONE TOOK MY BALLS!¨ (the party goes silent) ¨oh.. nvm I found my balls¨

group
@FRANKtheTritoposaur group

"MY TESTICALS!" "Zepplin would give you his as replacement but they got cut off in febuary"

group
@FRANKtheTritoposaur group

"Hi fattie. STOP DROOLING ON ME YOU LITTLE SHIT"

group
@FRANKtheTritoposaur group

"NO TWIRKING ON THE DOG" "IM DOING THE STANKY LEG!"

pets
@im-with-stoopid pets
  • "Bro looks like a western emo."
public
@the-void-galactic public

“Antioxidants are Fabuloso.” - bio teacher
“Cocomelon gives people autism.” - bio teacher again

And then a brief conversation between a classmate and my geo teacher

Geo teacher: “I like to rescue plants.”
Classmate: “Why don’t you rescue animals?”
Geo: “Because I don’t really care…”

(Geo teacher was like, half joking btw. She’s kind of terrible :))