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Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)

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@CharlieTheSlayer fastfood

"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k

"dressed as pikachu doing things… I wish I never saw" Mr. k

"little meat stick." - also mr.k

group
@FRANKtheTritoposaur group

"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k

"dressed as pikachu doing things… I wish I never saw" Mr. k

"little meat stick." - also mr.k

"STOP SAYING LIKE" also Mr. k

fastfood
@CharlieTheSlayer fastfood

"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k

"dressed as pikachu doing things… I wish I never saw" Mr. k

"little meat stick." - also mr.k

"STOP SAYING LIKE" also Mr. k

"Say sea men and you’re gonna get confused.” - Mr.k again

group
@FRANKtheTritoposaur group

"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k

"dressed as pikachu doing things… I wish I never saw" Mr. k

"little meat stick." - also mr.k

"STOP SAYING LIKE" also Mr. k

"Say sea men and you’re gonna get confused.” - Mr.k again

"jesus saves but the government steals" Mr.k

fastfood
@CharlieTheSlayer fastfood

"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k

"dressed as pikachu doing things… I wish I never saw" Mr. k

"little meat stick." - also mr.k

"STOP SAYING LIKE" also Mr. k

"Say sea men and you’re gonna get confused.” - Mr.k again

"jesus saves but the government steals" Mr.k

“OH MY GOSH! THEY’RE DOING THE NASTIES ON MY TENNIS COURT!” - MR.K IS ON SOMETHING

group
@FRANKtheTritoposaur group

"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k

"dressed as pikachu doing things… I wish I never saw" Mr. k

"little meat stick." - also mr.k

"STOP SAYING LIKE" also Mr. k

"Say sea men and you’re gonna get confused.” - Mr.k again

"jesus saves but the government steals" Mr.k

“OH MY GOSH! THEY’RE DOING THE NASTIES ON MY TENNIS COURT!” - MR.K IS ON SOMETHING

"SHES GOT BAHOONGAS" Mr k

fastfood
@CharlieTheSlayer fastfood

"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k

"dressed as pikachu doing things… I wish I never saw" Mr. k

"little meat stick." - also mr.k

"STOP SAYING LIKE" also Mr. k

"Say sea men and you’re gonna get confused.” - Mr.k again

"jesus saves but the government steals" Mr.k

“OH MY GOSH! THEY’RE DOING THE NASTIES ON MY TENNIS COURT!” - MR.K IS ON SOMETHING

"SHES GOT BAHOONGAS" Mr k

“Such a little bottle for such a little man.” - somehow mr.k again😭

group
@FRANKtheTritoposaur group

"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k

"dressed as pikachu doing things… I wish I never saw" Mr. k

"little meat stick." - also mr.k

"STOP SAYING LIKE" also Mr. k

"Say sea men and you’re gonna get confused.” - Mr.k again

"jesus saves but the government steals" Mr.k

“OH MY GOSH! THEY’RE DOING THE NASTIES ON MY TENNIS COURT!” - MR.K IS ON SOMETHING

"SHES GOT BAHOONGAS" Mr k

“Such a little bottle for such a little man.” - somehow mr.k again😭

"just simmer in the cribs" Mr k

fastfood
@CharlieTheSlayer fastfood

"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k

"dressed as pikachu doing things… I wish I never saw" Mr. k

"little meat stick." - also mr.k

"STOP SAYING LIKE" also Mr. k

"Say sea men and you’re gonna get confused.” - Mr.k again

"jesus saves but the government steals" Mr.k

“OH MY GOSH! THEY’RE DOING THE NASTIES ON MY TENNIS COURT!” - MR.K IS ON SOMETHING

"SHES GOT BAHOONGAS" Mr k

“Such a little bottle for such a little man.” - somehow mr.k again😭

"just simmer in the cribs" Mr k

“Always need a good hoe around.” - mr k

group
@FRANKtheTritoposaur group

"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k

"dressed as pikachu doing things… I wish I never saw" Mr. k

"little meat stick." - also mr.k

"STOP SAYING LIKE" also Mr. k

"Say sea men and you’re gonna get confused.” - Mr.k again

"jesus saves but the government steals" Mr.k

“OH MY GOSH! THEY’RE DOING THE NASTIES ON MY TENNIS COURT!” - MR.K IS ON SOMETHING

"SHES GOT BAHOONGAS" Mr k

“Such a little bottle for such a little man.” - somehow mr.k again😭

"just simmer in the cribs" Mr k

“Always need a good hoe around.” - mr k

"You took that out of context! I didn’t mean it like that- ok I did mean it like that." Mr. k

fastfood
@CharlieTheSlayer fastfood

"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k

"dressed as pikachu doing things… I wish I never saw" Mr. k

"little meat stick." - also mr.k

"STOP SAYING LIKE" also Mr. k

"Say sea men and you’re gonna get confused.” - Mr.k again

"jesus saves but the government steals" Mr.k

“OH MY GOSH! THEY’RE DOING THE NASTIES ON MY TENNIS COURT!” - MR.K IS ON SOMETHING

"SHES GOT BAHOONGAS" Mr k

“Such a little bottle for such a little man.” - somehow mr.k again😭

"just simmer in the cribs" Mr k

“Always need a good hoe around.” - mr k

"You took that out of context! I didn’t mean it like that- ok I did mean it like that." Mr. k

“You had to separate the weeds from the weed.” - mr.k

group
@FRANKtheTritoposaur group

"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k

"dressed as pikachu doing things… I wish I never saw" Mr. k

"little meat stick." - also mr.k

"STOP SAYING LIKE" also Mr. k

"Say sea men and you’re gonna get confused.” - Mr.k again

"jesus saves but the government steals" Mr.k

“OH MY GOSH! THEY’RE DOING THE NASTIES ON MY TENNIS COURT!” - MR.K IS ON SOMETHING

"SHES GOT BAHOONGAS" Mr k

“Such a little bottle for such a little man.” - somehow mr.k again😭

"just simmer in the cribs" Mr k

“Always need a good hoe around.” - mr k

"You took that out of context! I didn’t mean it like that- ok I did mean it like that." Mr. k

“You had to separate the weeds from the weed.” - mr.k

"all these old ladies buying my puzzles" Mr. k

fastfood
@CharlieTheSlayer fastfood

"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k

"dressed as pikachu doing things… I wish I never saw" Mr. k

"little meat stick." - also mr.k

"STOP SAYING LIKE" also Mr. k

"Say sea men and you’re gonna get confused.” - Mr.k again

"jesus saves but the government steals" Mr.k

“OH MY GOSH! THEY’RE DOING THE NASTIES ON MY TENNIS COURT!” - MR.K IS ON SOMETHING

"SHES GOT BAHOONGAS" Mr k

“Such a little bottle for such a little man.” - somehow mr.k again😭

"just simmer in the cribs" Mr k

“Always need a good hoe around.” - mr k

"You took that out of context! I didn’t mean it like that- ok I did mean it like that." Mr. k

“You had to separate the weeds from the weed.” - mr.k

"all these old ladies buying my puzzles" Mr. k

“She was g-gifted.” - mr k talking abt marie antionette

group
@FRANKtheTritoposaur group

"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k

"dressed as pikachu doing things… I wish I never saw" Mr. k

"little meat stick." - also mr.k

"STOP SAYING LIKE" also Mr. k

"Say sea men and you’re gonna get confused.” - Mr.k again

"jesus saves but the government steals" Mr.k

“OH MY GOSH! THEY’RE DOING THE NASTIES ON MY TENNIS COURT!” - MR.K IS ON SOMETHING

"SHES GOT BAHOONGAS" Mr k

“Such a little bottle for such a little man.” - somehow mr.k again😭

"just simmer in the cribs" Mr k

“Always need a good hoe around.” - mr k

"You took that out of context! I didn’t mean it like that- ok I did mean it like that." Mr. k

“You had to separate the weeds from the weed.” - mr.k

"all these old ladies buying my puzzles" Mr. k

“She was g-gifted.” - mr k talking abt marie antionette

"King louis was a bit plump but Marie Antionette… Do your reacherch😏" Mr. B while visiting Mr. K's classroom

fastfood
@CharlieTheSlayer fastfood

"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k

"dressed as pikachu doing things… I wish I never saw" Mr. k

"little meat stick." - also mr.k

"STOP SAYING LIKE" also Mr. k

"Say sea men and you’re gonna get confused.” - Mr.k again

"jesus saves but the government steals" Mr.k

“OH MY GOSH! THEY’RE DOING THE NASTIES ON MY TENNIS COURT!” - MR.K IS ON SOMETHING

"SHES GOT BAHOONGAS" Mr k

“Such a little bottle for such a little man.” - somehow mr.k again😭

"just simmer in the cribs" Mr k

“Always need a good hoe around.” - mr k

"You took that out of context! I didn’t mean it like that- ok I did mean it like that." Mr. k

“You had to separate the weeds from the weed.” - mr.k

"all these old ladies buying my puzzles" Mr. k

“She was g-gifted.” - mr k talking abt marie antionette

"King louis was a bit plump but Marie Antionette… Do your reacherch😏" Mr. B while visiting Mr. K's classroom

“Wanna be happy listen to a woman. Wanna be sad listen to a woman.” -mr k (HE FAVORS THE GIIRLS WOOO!!)

group
@FRANKtheTritoposaur group

"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k

"dressed as pikachu doing things… I wish I never saw" Mr. k

"little meat stick." - also mr.k

"STOP SAYING LIKE" also Mr. k

"Say sea men and you’re gonna get confused.” - Mr.k again

"jesus saves but the government steals" Mr.k

“OH MY GOSH! THEY’RE DOING THE NASTIES ON MY TENNIS COURT!” - MR.K IS ON SOMETHING

"SHES GOT BAHOONGAS" Mr k

“Such a little bottle for such a little man.” - somehow mr.k again😭

"just simmer in the cribs" Mr k

“Always need a good hoe around.” - mr k

"You took that out of context! I didn’t mean it like that- ok I did mean it like that." Mr. k

“You had to separate the weeds from the weed.” - mr.k

"all these old ladies buying my puzzles" Mr. k

“She was g-gifted.” - mr k talking abt marie antionette

"King louis was a bit plump but Marie Antionette… Do your reacherch😏" Mr. B while visiting Mr. K's classroom

“Wanna be happy listen to a woman. Wanna be sad listen to a woman.” -mr k (HE FAVORS THE GIIRLS WOOO!!)

(IK I LOVE HIM SM!! HES THE GRANDPAPPY I DONT HAVE(he died))

"Child I could give you 100 free points and you’re still not gonna pass" Mr. k

fastfood
@CharlieTheSlayer fastfood

"AND THERE WERE FURRIES!" -my history teacher, the one and only mr.k

"dressed as pikachu doing things… I wish I never saw" Mr. k

"little meat stick." - also mr.k

"STOP SAYING LIKE" also Mr. k

"Say sea men and you’re gonna get confused.” - Mr.k again

"jesus saves but the government steals" Mr.k

“OH MY GOSH! THEY’RE DOING THE NASTIES ON MY TENNIS COURT!” - MR.K IS ON SOMETHING

"SHES GOT BAHOONGAS" Mr k

“Such a little bottle for such a little man.” - somehow mr.k again😭

"just simmer in the cribs" Mr k

“Always need a good hoe around.” - mr k

"You took that out of context! I didn’t mean it like that- ok I did mean it like that." Mr. k

“You had to separate the weeds from the weed.” - mr.k

"all these old ladies buying my puzzles" Mr. k

“She was g-gifted.” - mr k talking abt marie antionette

"King louis was a bit plump but Marie Antionette… Do your reacherch😏" Mr. B while visiting Mr. K's classroom

“Wanna be happy listen to a woman. Wanna be sad listen to a woman.” -mr k (HE FAVORS THE GIIRLS WOOO!!)

(IK I LOVE HIM SM!! HES THE GRANDPAPPY I DONT HAVE(he died))

"Child I could give you 100 free points and you’re still not gonna pass" Mr. k

(REAL EXCEPT MY GRANPA IS ALIVE)
“I’m sure you have middle school girls to be texting” - mr k

group
@FRANKtheTritoposaur group

“Wanna be happy listen to a woman. Wanna be sad listen to a woman.” -mr k (HE FAVORS THE GIIRLS WOOO!!)

(IK I LOVE HIM SM!! HES THE GRANDPAPPY I DONT HAVE(he died))

"Child I could give you 100 free points and you’re still not gonna pass" Mr. k

(REAL EXCEPT MY GRANPA IS ALIVE)
“I’m sure you have middle school girls to be texting” - mr k

"Don’t look in your notes. Look into my eyesss"

fastfood
@CharlieTheSlayer fastfood

“Wanna be happy listen to a woman. Wanna be sad listen to a woman.” -mr k (HE FAVORS THE GIIRLS WOOO!!)

(IK I LOVE HIM SM!! HES THE GRANDPAPPY I DONT HAVE(he died))

"Child I could give you 100 free points and you’re still not gonna pass" Mr. k

(REAL EXCEPT MY GRANPA IS ALIVE)
“I’m sure you have middle school girls to be texting” - mr k

"Don’t look in your notes. Look into my eyesss"

“Maybe if there’s some hot moms there. "

group
@FRANKtheTritoposaur group

“Wanna be happy listen to a woman. Wanna be sad listen to a woman.” -mr k (HE FAVORS THE GIIRLS WOOO!!)

(IK I LOVE HIM SM!! HES THE GRANDPAPPY I DONT HAVE(he died))

"Child I could give you 100 free points and you’re still not gonna pass" Mr. k

(REAL EXCEPT MY GRANPA IS ALIVE)
“I’m sure you have middle school girls to be texting” - mr k

"Don’t look in your notes. Look into my eyesss"

“Maybe if there’s some hot moms there. "

"what even is that thing?" Mr. k

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(me and Shawty bae love Mr.K it's always the history teachers saying the most out-of-pocket stuff)

group
@FRANKtheTritoposaur group

(I know he's so silly. I love him sm)

fastfood
@CharlieTheSlayer fastfood

(we all love mr k hes so bae bc he's amazing to the girls and doesnt require you to even have a hall pass lol)

group
@FRANKtheTritoposaur group

(He pets u go to the bathroom whenever u want.)

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(my gosh my teachers in HS suck, but my 8th grader history teacher, Mr.R, was great.)

public
@the-void-galactic public

“Yo bro ain’t this the dude who shot at the sun with a gun” - the notes in a character page I’m making

drive_eta
@thecasual_hooman drive_eta

"you my darlign bitch boy are triping BALLSSSSSSSS" my bst friend

group
@FRANKtheTritoposaur group

(That's a helluva boss ref…)

@CinnamonTheHouseplant

"you my darlign bitch boy are triping BALLSSSSSSSS" my bst friend

"Is this a prank, sir?"

"iT iS No pRaNk, BiTcH"

pets
@im-with-stoopid pets
  • "Their symphony of tomfoolery has awakened the elder gods!"