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Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)
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"Your not going to break tha-"
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"He fucking broke it"
- interaction between my older brothers
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- "Swimming is for amateur detectives. Real detectives wear lead shoes and run through the-"
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“What color is a smell?” - bio teacher
“Green!” - classmate - “It’s like a giant, bloody sponge in a balloon” - bio teacher
- “Lung cancer - it’s cancer. . . in ya lungs” - bio notes
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“Why are there 2 A’s?” - Luna
“Because I hate everyone and everything.” - bio teacher - “I don’t have a one, I have d o t” - bio teacher
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- "William Afton's in the Metaverse, bro."
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"Are they smashing the teachers or are the teachers smashing them?" "PLEASE DONT WORD IT LIKE THAT!"
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"BRO is Branard ok? he looks a little……Black….."
(dont call be racist pls I didn't say dis)
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“How do you eat your twin and still end up with no soul?” - bio teacher
“Do squirrels have babies?” - Carl
“Well, your mom had you.” - bio teacher
“[Carl] is not a girl. He’s a lady.” - bio teacher
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“How do you eat your twin and still end up with no soul?” - bio teacher
“Do squirrels have babies?” - Carl
“Well, your mom had you.” - bio teacher“[Carl] is not a girl. He’s a lady.” - bio teacher
I support trans Carl but that’s the only thing I support him in /j
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LMAO
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- "You lose to Springtrap, and then he emotes on you."
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(Get emoted on, loser - real William Afton (trust me bro I’m the remnant))
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"I felt the joy leave my body."
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"Imagine sitting in a submarine deep underwater and all the lights go out and you see Freddy Fazbear outside in scuba gear with his eyes glowing. What are you gonna do?"
"Pray, probably." -
"Can I get a sandwich with no sand?"
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"some say you are….. how do i put this….. hmmmmm. useless"
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- "Sour cereal inherently doesn't work because of how milk works. Spoiled milk is sour, so if you were to make sour cereal, it would just be an instant spoiled milk potion."
"Did it at least taste good?"
"Hah, not at all."
We were talking about the cursed
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Just eat the cereal without milk
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It didn't taste good on its own, either- like watered down bits of the actual candy.
The amount of random seasonal foods you can find inside a Walmart is astounding. There was a gingerbread Mountain Dew, like, two-three years ago.
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And chicken and waffles cereal.
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. . . Hm
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- "Violence is the question, and my answer is yes."
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"it's so small and impractical, like children."
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"Goys!! Look hell is real!" "Oh my i should have known" (we were joking and making fun of the hell is real sign. If u belive in Jesus that's fine but ITS FUNNYYY)
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- "Sorry, I'm busy. I got four o' clock at four o' clock, man."
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- "The potato salad keeps hitting my gag reflex, and I am genuinely resisting the urge to vomit."
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“If you can change your gender, a cat can become a fucking dog” ☠️☠️☠️
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- "…one of his favorite birds, a raven named Crow…"
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A cat can become a dog and a raven can become a crow nature is beautiful ❤️
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Wait is my void bun named Crow secretly a raven??? 😱
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“Wow, it’s so cool you used that term, I was just reading about it in my brain book.” “yeah, you told me about it, you made a group chat called ‘hunter gatherer bad@sses’. YOU SENT ME A TED TALK.” hysterical laughter on both sides. “That's adhd moments for ya.”
– literally me and my mum just now
(the term was hunter gatherer syndrome.)
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"We Picrossed for you!"