Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)

• "Carnival Pokémon plushie of dubious quality and origin, my favorite."

• "He's my little asparagus, leave him be."

• "I'm gonna… do something. And you won't like it."

• "Any particular reason why you smell like dog food?"

• "What is this? Why did you draw Big Bird on drugs?"
  "It's a dragon, shut up."

• "Who even invented wisdom teeth?"

• "Remember yesterday when I filled up my pool with Orbeez? …Well, now I have a pool full of Orbeez."

• "Hah. The consequences of my own actions are catching up to me at a breakneck pace."

• "I love stealing from villagers in Minecraft and in real life."

• "There are TWO characters with the SAME EXACT NAME, AND they're from COMPLETELY DIFFERENT TIME PERIODS."
  "Yikes."
  "AND ONE WAS EVIL!"

• "Why does every house I build look like a Chili's?"

• "How am I supposed to punch fish if the river is frozen over?"

• "These plates are so clean you can almost eat off them."

• "Get that moustache off my moustache!"

• "These essays are horrible! Looks like my evil scheme to underpay teachers came back to bite me."

• "Spling! Spinkle! Spongebob! Asparagus! Pepsi!"
  "What."
  "I'm trying out different names for the cat. He just looked at me - I think he likes Pepsi."

• "We thought he summoned a swarm of locusts, but no, he just found the pepperoni after the flies did."

• "I'll move this car limb by limb if I have to."

• "Be careful… there's break-dancing ghosts afoot."

• "I'm sure you won't mind if I break down the door."

• "Apparently, her hair was a vital organ."

• "My teeth are revolting."
  "They aren't that bad."
  "I mean they're HAVING A REVOLUTION."

• "She called me a b word. She actually said, 'b word.' Rhymes with 'femur.' "
  "Bitch."

• "The himbo-ization is getting out of hand, but honestly, I'm all here for it."

Here's a collection of typos, wrong words, and other writing mishaps I've had over the past whenever.

• "I guess humanity doesn't run in the family, huh?"

• "Why would I when I can?"

• "He laughs like a shark. I've never meet someone who laughs with their teeth."

• "Look at all this grass!"

• "How many guards are there?"
  "No telling. Last time Cirk and I tried counting, we got to 8i-0 before we gave up"

• "There's three towers - Vigilance, the thin and tall one; Abundance, the short and fat one; and Harmony, the one that looks like a slashed guitar."

• "We went ice-fishing in the jungle the other day."

• "Amachure."

Long story short, ideaing at night is well and good, but maybe don't write at midnight unless you feel like making sense of your own mush brain.