Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)

• "What if I made a musical number?"
  "It's a book."
  "Ok, but what if?"

• "Therapy doesn't exist yet, so he'll burst into song instead."

• "What instruments did Vikings have?"
  "Battle cries, I guess."
  "Good point, but no."

• "What if you juiced a banana like an orange?"
  "No."

• "Look how happy he is to set other people's property on fire!"

• "You alway hear authors going on about their 'raven hair,' but what about crow hair? What if the hair's dyed? Is it parakeet hair?"

• "You alway hear authors going on about their 'raven hair,' but what about crow hair? What if the hair's dyed? Is it parakeet hair?"

My generic brown bird hair

Sparrow hair!

• "If a client insists on committing a war crime, you are to refuse in no uncertain terms. Unless they purchase the gold plan!"

(TWA my beloved- lowkey good advice that also gives me an excuse to procrastinate)

• "They're running around in Machu Picchu talking to a robot with lips!"

• "Why does it have words?" - referring to a quiz

• "Question nine made me want to eat dirt."

• "This man has retractable muscles."