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Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)
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"Human baby's have ugly ass heads!" - One of my siblings professors
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- "THIS DOESN'T EVEN BELONG IN A CRACK FIC HEADCANON!"
"I'm about to slap you with the butter side of this steak."
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- "I've just been laying around in utter jubilation, man. The sheer joy that comes from having no responsibilities for the time being is unmatched."
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"bro's build is despicable" -My housemate in regards to a man we saw downtown. (His build, was, indeed, despicable. He was built like Randal from monsters inc if he'd been doing crack for the past 45 years)
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(that is a VISUAL if I've ever seen one-)
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(I am so serious. We drove past him, she said that, and we laughed for the next 15-20 minutes)
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- "That's why you smell like Chuck E. Cheese pizza… from Domino's."
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"I'M SORRY YOUR REALLY PRETTY AND I'M REALLY GAY"
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(heh, I know the context :})
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"Call my tyisha paytas cus im the number 1 jesus stan"
"Anyone who's ever had a crush on you was a pedophile"
"His borks are scurry."
"I've never seen a ward have a new baby ever 1.67 days, good work."
"what are you, tryna seduce the book?"
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"what's that kevin? i can't hear you, you're DEAD."
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"WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY PANTS?!" "several people in the dressing room honey, where are my paaaaaaaaaaants??"
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(peeks through crack in the door can i pls join i have so many quotes lmao)
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(It’s open, lmao)
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(i defiantly knew that)
"elise if you ask us one more time if we would love you if you were a worm im going to send you to the ER just so i can unplug your life support"
(some rules of the list of random things is don't involve names without permission, no racial slurs, nothing homophobic, just dont be very very rude or stupid to other peoples posts)
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(oh, my apologies. Would u like me to delete my post?)
(No, you’re good! We’ve just had some new rules made that weren’t passed along. You didn’t know, your all good :)
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(oh ok, thanks for the heads up ^^)
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- "You ever notice that Eggman doesn't have any eyebrows?"
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(okay I had to google that.. and why would you inform me of that T_T)
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"He looks like he needs to be hit with an….electric guitar"
(My lovely mother after seeing a photo of my new executive principal)
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( > okay I had to google that.. and why would you inform me of that T_T)
(He has eyebrow muscles but no actual brows, it's the strangest thing)
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(That fact just threw off the course of my entire day 😭🙌)
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- "Sonic's shoes are actually his feet."
"What."
"When he turns into the big fuzzball in the werewolf game or whatever, his gloves rip, but his 'shoes' don't."
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(Friend is currently having a Sonic hyperfixation and it is the most wonderful thing)
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(That is pretty good)