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Quotes from the List of Completely Weird and Random Things We’ve Overheard… (About 15 quotes will be posted daily, and feel completely free to add your own!)

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@spacebluelily language

"so you're saying that just because Woody looks creepy, you don't want him. But if he was pretty, you'd guys would be fighting over him."

pets
@im-with-stoopid pets
  • "The faster you drive, the less time you spend on the road, so there's less accidents." - Friend, doing a Sonic imitation
language
@spacebluelily language
  • "We don't know how Hispanic you are, so you can't pull the race card"

  • "I'm the greatest hoe you'll ever see to walk on earth"

  • "i dOnT fEeL lIkE hAwAIi … said no teen to ever exist."
    " you should disown your daughter. if it were me and my dad told me that we were going to hawaii, i would have jumped into that car and tell him to hurry up"

  • "China is right next to Mexico, how dumb are you."
group

(my friend is activly trying to get out of going to Mexico for vacation BUT!!! its only so they can see the fucking epic eclipse happening over ohio in 2 weeks)

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(I WANNA SEE A COOL ECLIPSE AHHH)

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@CaseyJ group

"No I will not feel your feet" - random teacher in the hallway.

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"yes I'm racist. I know which bowl I want."

book

"meaning… you put down your rock, and i put down my sword… and we try to kill each other like civilized people?"

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@CaseyJ group

"My mind? I've lost my mind. I've lost everything. The man I love. My best friend. Although now apparently he's got a new best friend. What's that about? What else is he hiding? Who's the real him? Who am I? A direct descendant of Gloreth? I never asked that! And now everyone expects me to arrest Ballister! And if I don't, I'm a traitor to you. But if I do, I'm a traitor to him! Oh, and on top of that, I chopped off his arm! His arm! Who chops off an arm? Because I was trained to?! ARM CHOPPING IS NOT A LOVE LANGUA-"

  • Ambrosius : Nimona
book

“I can make chocolate chip cookies.” “Yeah, you can make chocolate chips cookie dough.” “… That’s not what I said…”

pets
@im-with-stoopid pets
  • "You will pay for disrespecting Kermit."

“We did start the fire. It’s been always burnin’ since the world was turnin’.”

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(NO WE DIDNT LIGHT IT BUT WE TRIED TO FIGHT IT-)

book

"I will not accept no as an answer" "… won't take no for an answer-" "DAMN IT"

book

“Fine, but he’ll have to wear this scarf.” “Oh! Is it lucky?” “ no, but it is adorable.”

“Do I look like I have a book on ghost rules?!… I do. At home. But that’s not the point”

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"Scrumptious delicious apartment beige"
-me in reference to drinking paint in a convo i was having with my bf over me doing stupid stuff.

pets
  • "Lower your sticker standards. A 98 does not deserve a smiley face."
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"Jafar wasnt gay, he was just british"

group

"WHY CANT I SQUEEK YOUR DUCK"

book

“Jules?” “Sorry Shawn, I don’t have time for your tomfoolery and silliness.” “Actually we-“ “ that also goes for your nonsense, malarkey and shenanigans.”

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(for context we were in a science expirament and we had to use differnt balls with differnt weights)

Types of balls? Uh… dick 😁

pets

  • "Oh my goodness Sonic threw a baby."

  • "Sonic on a jetski, where him going?"

  • "Smooby (Cat's Nickname), can you make a caesar salad?"

  • "Why does he lemon like that?"

  • "There was a spider in my bed!"
    "He was trying to catch some sleep."

  • "Okay, centipede-chewer."

  • "Why would I do work when I can do nothing and panic later?"

pets

  • "My little lemonhead? Where is he?"

  • "Little Slaptastic is yelling at birds right now."

  • "Chelsea sells sea shells, see?"
    "Do you hate people with lisps?"
    "Maybe."

pets
  • "Sonic, but he's middle-aged."
    "Not feelin' good!"
pets

  • "Mi perro tiene… dumbness."

  • "Come se dice "pain" en espanol?"
    "Dolor?"
    "Dollar?"
    "Money is pain."

pets

  • "Mi perro tiene… dumbness."

  • "Come se dice "pain" en espanol?"
    "Dolor?"
    "Dollar?"
    "Money is pain."

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Class: singing some random song
Teacher: stop singing! if you're going to sing at least sing in french
classmate: starts singing in 'french'
other classmate: thats fucking italian u idiot

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"oh my f**king god, Taylor" -my bestie in regards to seeing his work schedule

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"the teacher that speaks yapanese yapped so much that the yappers of the class stopped yapping"

book

"hello miss, im sorry for the inconvenience. it's just that my and- wait, why am i doing this, im a bird."