“GIVE ME MY DODECAHEDRON OR I WILL KILL YOU”
Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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WHY ARE YOU SO SQUISHY~my equally gay friend while poking my butt
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"Errudart a eravorp a odifs it"
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me: it's too bright outside and I'm tired please close the blinds
my bio teacher: what are you emo or something?
why yes i am
Beef jerky is just a meat raisin
In the same vein: Country music is just farm emo
"James Rachels has a great thought experiment. It's one of my favorites because it involves killing children!"
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"Look up intresting heads."
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"don't worry, death's been working overtime, i won't be the next to go"
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"Gay culture is teasing your S/O for being a sap."
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Beef jerky is just a meat raisin
In the same vein: Country music is just farm emo
strangely makes sense
"AH GUYS! but then like, AH GIRLS! LIKE WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO BE SO HOT?"
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"You don't like kids, right?"
"Not at all."
"THEN WHY DO YOU CALL EVERYONE KIDDO?"
"Hello child"
"I'm older than you"
"You really think I care"
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"im known as the shake master" - my friend talking about working at sonic
"knights"
"I think you mean cnigots"
“Shrek is the best waifu dude”
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"EAT THE GLUE REBECCA! IT'S PEER PRESSURE!"
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friend 1: I think i'm haunted by a killer
friend 2: no that's just them Points to me
me: grinning like a devil
friend 1: oh yeah you're right
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The tech person of my school just passed me while looking at his phone, turned back the other way and walked that way than turned back.
Me: Are you alright?
Him: This is fine. I'm fine. EvErYtHiNg iS FiNe.
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Friend 1: SAY IT OR YOUR STRAIGHT
me: this is peer pressure
Friend 2: Pens
me: *pterodactyl screeches
everyone needs a little Lizzo in their lives.
-one of my friend's moms
it was repeated at Homecoming by her
everyone needs a little Lizzo in their lives.
-one of my friend's moms
it was repeated at Homecoming by her
WHY DOES THE CARROT GROW— oh wait that’s the gts version
everyone needs a little Lizzo in their lives.
-one of my friend's moms
it was repeated at Homecoming by herWHY DOES THE CARROT GROW— oh wait that’s the gts version
hahahahahaha i saw that yesterday
"There are 2 kinds of adults: legal adults and actual adults."