Friend bends over to pick up the fork she dropped
Random sixth grader, "Drop that booty like a basketball."
Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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"I regret my words, but I don't take them back."
"FUCK YOU LUCCA."
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"I have missing assignments, sure. But there were only four and each of them were worth 5 points. That doesn't impact my grade!"
I say as later that day, my mom yells at me for letting my B- drop to a C. And now I'm grounded until I get it back up, which should be Monday…but wth mom? It's only a C in an accelerated class!
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“Do you support breast cancer?”
“I’m going to make a mistake and no one can stop me.”
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“Pay attention.”
“You’re attention.”
“Then pay me, bitch.”
"My pumpkins are reproducing again!"
"I have missing assignments, sure. But there were only four and each of them were worth 5 points. That doesn't impact my grade!"
I say as later that day, my mom yells at me for letting my B- drop to a C. And now I'm grounded until I get it back up, which should be Monday…but wth mom? It's only a C in an accelerated class!
@ my friend who's taking all ap and has two b+s without weight
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"I have missing assignments, sure. But there were only four and each of them were worth 5 points. That doesn't impact my grade!"
I say as later that day, my mom yells at me for letting my B- drop to a C. And now I'm grounded until I get it back up, which should be Monday…but wth mom? It's only a C in an accelerated class!
@ my friend who's taking all ap and has two b+s without weight
me who has a b+ in a non-weighted ap class and it's an 89%
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Has about three large cowboy hats on top of eachother than a fedora on top of that.
"Howdy my lady."
Proccedes to tip all hats without dropping any.
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“Alexander Hamilton: The gay brain damaged bird from China!”
"She really isn't like other girls."- my friend talking about me after I told him i'd make a necklace out of his spine
"She really isn't like other girls."- my friend talking about me after I told him i'd make a necklace out of his spine
"I'm not like other girls! I have–
SNAKE ARMS."
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"I WILL HARVEST YOUR SPINAL FLUIDS!!"
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"You know, some of you have never gotten your hair in lemonade and it really shows"
what does this even mean tho
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“There was these girls at Homecoming last night in the bathroom. I think both of them were in the [band] guard, actually. And one girl was pooping and it hurt so much she asked the other girl for help.”
— an unprompted story from my friend on our way back to my house from a gas station
"Your teeth are parted like Moses parted the sea, my G"- me roasting my friend in 7th grade
"Your teeth are parted like Moses parted the sea, my G"- me roasting my friend in 7th grade
"What do you floss with? A mattress?"
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"My alignment is chaotic horny."
"Kinky."
"You know it."
"Your teeth are parted like Moses parted the sea, my G"- me roasting my friend in 7th grade
"What do you floss with? A mattress?"
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