Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Me: I GOT TWO BRAINCELLS
my teacher: you have more than that
Me: I know. The third ones hibernating.

“I’m small and pretty and I can beat you in Super Smash and real life.”

“I relate to Jade West on a spiritual level”
“Oh my goodness! Same! but people say I’m a mix of Cat and Trina and that’s so mean of them to say”

“IM SEEING STARS”
“Yeah. Your sick. Go home.”
“No! I wanna stayyyyyy.”

Popular girls:
“I don’t even have mascara on!”
“I forgot lipgloss!”
“I didn’t have time for contour!”
Me and my friends after hearing them:
….
“What’s contour?”

Popular girls:
“I don’t even have mascara on!”
“I forgot lipgloss!”
“I didn’t have time for contour!”
Me and my friends after hearing them:
….
“What’s contour?”

I don’t know what mascara is…

Popular girls:
“I don’t even have mascara on!”
“I forgot lipgloss!”
“I didn’t have time for contour!”
Me and my friends after hearing them:
….
“What’s contour?”

I don’t know what mascara is…

reading y'all's comments physically hurts me

Popular girls:
“I don’t even have mascara on!”
“I forgot lipgloss!”
“I didn’t have time for contour!”
Me and my friends after hearing them:
….
“What’s contour?”

I don’t know what mascara is…

reading y'all's comments physically hurts me

_{I’m a dumb little stick}

(Mascara = the weird dark goop that makes your eyelashes prettier or something
Contour = some dark or light powder stuff that enhances the face shape apparently

…I don’t use makeup but I did watch one tutorial a year ago for an art project so I clearly know everything now)

(lmao mascara is what you use to make your eyelashes longer and it has like an inky texture which makes your lashes all sticky. Contour you use on your cheeks, jaw, and forehead to enhance the shape of your face. for example i have absurdly long eyelashes so if i wanted to make them bolder, I’d have to use mascara. I personally don’t wear contour because my face is already extremely pointed and enhanced (thanks cheekbones, the slimeballs).)

(Ooohhhhhh, so contour make your face look different from the rest of your body via skin tone and mascara is for making your eyes look bigger, got it.)

holds up a green oreo “DO YOU WANT THIS? IT’S GRINCH CUM FLAVOR”

"I will time travel to the past to kill James Maddison and no one can stop me!"

My bio teacher: "this is not Utah, you can't do that!"

(I’m really scared of what was going on during that)

Kid in my class: "My mom's name is Kellie"
Teach:"What's your other mom's name?"
Kid:"Kellie"
Teacher:"this is not Utah, you can't do that!"

“Put it on the chicken Dick”
“Bet”

"we're talking about gay sex"
"that sounds uncomfortable"
"it's not pleasurable at all"
"you little nutsack"

Making disgusting chicken tenders
“Ya’ll better throw that away”
“Yeah we’re gonna throw it away at Nick”

"I smoke the blood of my enemies!"

Making disgusting chicken tenders
“Ya’ll better throw that away”
“Yeah we’re gonna throw it away at Nick”

(I was there. Hehe)

"I am done with all of you"
"Dude you literally stared this and we don't even know who you are"
"….Oh yeah……. sorry thought this was a different class"

"I'm outta this bitch. I'm out. I'm out. I'm gonna walk my ass down this hall, out that door, past the parking lot, down the damn highway, and right the fuck back home."

ME

“IM COLD”
“THEN GO INSIDE”
“NO”
“WHY”
“IM TRYING TO FREEZE THE PAIN AWAY”

note: i live two blocks from the high school in town, and i was there for an orchestra thingy
"Listen, whaddya say we run our asses out those doors and go to my house to play wind waker?"

👉😀👉 sign me up!