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Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

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Cronch cronch

uncomfy pickle noises

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Cronch cronch

uncomfy pickle noises

Cronching intensifies

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Those were the same castmates who got bored and decided to set up shuffleboard in the halls.
Using duct tape, a broom, and someone's chromebook case.

@SpookyJim

My bio teacher: "this is not Utah, you can't do that!"

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Two of my classmates: Practicing their audition dance at vastly different skill levels
Me: You look like my last two brain cells when I'm trying to study for finals.

@SpookyJim

Down the hall:
Person A: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
B: JOHN! NO!
A: getting swept away in the crowd
B: WILSONNNNNNNNN! WILSON I'M SORRY!

@SpookyJim

queue "I go to public school" meme

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My bio teacher: "this is not Utah, you can't do that!"

(I’m really scared of what was going on during that)

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APUSH Teacher: Yeah, I read the Reynolds Pamphlet last night before bed. I had to skip over some parts though, it was very descriptive. And also like 90 pages.

History Teacher: "IT'S LIFE, PEOPLE! WELCOME TO IT!"

My classmate: "I like chicken!"

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"I'm going to do a tarot reading in front of my very Christian and republican teacher and see how long it takes till I'm kicked from her class."

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APUSH Teacher: Yeah, I read the Reynolds Pamphlet last night before bed. I had to skip over some parts though, it was very descriptive. And also like 90 pages.

"I'm going to do a tarot reading in front of my very Christian and republican teacher and see how long it takes till I'm kicked from her class."

I love these

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My APUSH teacher is a whole meme

“Your face is 100 bucks”
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(This one’s slightly…uhh…so it’s under a spoiler. Also I was uncomfortable saying a word but I wanted to share this quote so I took out most of the vowels to censor it)

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“Peppa Pig is my favorite anime”
“Peppa Pig is not an anime!!”
“That’s homophobic”

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“Father, this is an intervention. You need to stop vaping. I’m taking your vape.”
“That’s my inhaler.”

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“Your face is 100 bucks”
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(This one’s slightly…uhh…so it’s under a spoiler. Also I was uncomfortable saying a word but I wanted to share this quote so I took out most of the vowels to censor it)

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“Peppa Pig is my favorite anime”
“Peppa Pig is not an anime!!”
“That’s homophobic”

@Sugar-Lover

“Hey Siri, how many people have died during school this year?”

@Yamatsu

“Your face is 100 bucks”
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(This one’s slightly…uhh…so it’s under a spoiler. Also I was uncomfortable saying a word but I wanted to share this quote so I took out most of the vowels to censor it)

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“Peppa Pig is my favorite anime”
“Peppa Pig is not an anime!!”
“That’s homophobic”

again this one is a little…uhh…sexual. I think

so spoiler again ((what the heck [girl who said this]))

Honestly interesting.

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lmao that’s public school. You don’t need to put a spoiler/sensor on them if you don’t want to

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Throws himself into chair
"So! I heard ya like feet!"

  • A drama club guy during a game of Bus Stop.

lmao that’s public school. You don’t need to put a spoiler/sensor on them if you don’t want to

It was in theatre actually. And I’d rather censor them

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lmao that’s public school. You don’t need to put a spoiler/sensor on them if you don’t want to

It was in theatre actually. And I’d rather censor them

still

Anyway it’s my thread so I was just suggesting u know

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Throws himself into chair
"So! I heard ya like feet!"

  • A drama club guy during a game of Bus Stop.

I PLAY BUS STOP TOO!

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“KISS MY GLITTERY ASS!”

“KISS MY GLITTERY ASS!”

Someone make this an incorrect quote cuz’ it would be hilarious

@zillakami-said-acab

singing time by nf during bus stop
person leaves
"WAIT I CAN DO NO EXCUSES TOO!"
-What I would've said.

What I actually said:
"AND YOU SAY YOU HATE ME AND WE GO TO BED ANGRY…"

"MY CAR'S NAME IS CHURROS!" -me

“There’s a demon in my liver”