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"You can't solve all of your problems with sea shanties-"
"There once was a ship that that put to sea-"
Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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"My dad loves me."
"Sure he does."
"…Wilbur moment."
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"The clout goggles hide the pain."
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"I'm crying and it's all Jafar's fault."
If only he'd fixed the socioeconomic inequalities like he promised :(
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"@slave owners that wasn't very cash money of you"
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"Aren't you supposed to be the thembo of the group?"
"I mean,,, yeah, but at this point I'm the smartest one and I lost my muscles because I was sad."
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"This is a glorified station activity."
"So Hitler was an angry art school reject who went on a killing spree?"
"… yes."
"My favorite is an African Bush Viper."
"GASP a danger noodle?"
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"i can't make a fucking toe, okay? it's hard."
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"why are you screaming so loud"
"praying didn't work on the man upstairs so this is my next best option"
"who would've thought a lemon could be so ugly"
"he did nothing wrong. he even pays his taxes"
"he doesn't-"
"KILL HIM RIGHT NOW"
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"God is pissing on you."
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ik this isnt what this chat is for but im going to high school nxt year any advice?
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No, find a chat that has that as its purpose.
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Or, y'know, make your own?
idk how to make one
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"do they just not decompose until they poop out little mermaid babies?"
"Gay fish on the floor"
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"I think the worst thing a person can be is awake."
"Aren't you a morning person?"
"No, I'm barely a person in the mornings."
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"I think the worst thing a person can be is awake."
"Aren't you a morning person?"
"No, I'm barely a person in the mornings."
HAHAHAHAHa this made me laugh sooooo hard!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Boy oh boy, I'd love to trace a chicken!"
"I'm just imagining you having chicken Parmesan and there's just a chicken looking through the window at you."
"If you don't trace this chicken, I'm failing you in English."
"Want a letter of recommendation? That'll be 50 chickens."
"And on the ninth day, God created chickens."
"There were only seven days."
"On the eighth day, God made tracing, and on the ninth, He made chicken."
"Yeah, the dinosaurs went extinct in 2014, I was there."
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"HEY, HEY BASTARDS AND POG CHAMPS, SHUT UP AND LET ME RANT ABOUT MY FRIEND WHO MADE ME SAD WITH DREAM SMP HEADCANNONS"
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"HEY, HEY BASTARDS AND POG CHAMPS, SHUT UP AND LET ME RANT ABOUT MY FRIEND WHO MADE ME SAD WITH DREAM SMP HEADCANNONS"
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"This is the Porn Patrol, here to confiscate your fanfiction"
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"It's all fun and games being a theatre kid until you have to explain to someone that the show you're listening to is basically the origin story of a stripper."
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my math teacher: "it smells like mexican in here"
me and my friends, riding in the car, just vibing
the driver: "….moist buttcheeks…."
person 1: "i'm not gonna let you drink bong water"
person 2: "i'll let you, and i'll take a video."
person 3: "hey man, thirty bucks is thirty bucks, ima do what i gotta do."
teacher: "okay, what are we doing next?"
student: "SQUIGGLES-!!"
student 2: "~squiggles~"
"i'm gonna name my kid jenna. and then marry someone who's last name is talia"
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"THIS IS POTENTIALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT CONVERSATION WE HAVE EVER HAD, other than thicc god of course."
"You're invited to our pickle!"
"Why pickle?"
"I was gonna call it 'pretzel,' but I couldn't figure out how to spell it."
"It's p-r-e-t-z-e-l."
"Oh, that's it. I forgot the 't.'"
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"That's cheating! You have to take time to make pizza, not just get the oven to a thousand degrees and wait a minute and a half! You can't do that! That's illegal!"
-Me, finding out that my brother's friend's dad is a baker, grows and mills his own wheat in his yard, grows vegetables just because, and has a 6 foot deep pizza oven that's the equivalent of having full Netherite armor and enchants