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Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

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@tungsten fastfood

"I'm proudly middleschoolerphobic uwu"

do you go to my school 😳😳😳😳😳

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@Pickles group

"RABBITS ARE NOT MAMMALS!!"

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One of my best friends and me after I took his queso and preceded to eat it..
"ash, give me back my queso!!"
"nope"
stands up on the cafeteria table
"Give me queso, or give me death!!"
I continued eating the queso, "guess I'll be giving u death."

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awww, y'all can we plz not use slurs.. ik it has been corrected and ur bi-racial, but just know its not right no matter what, and this is a computer, we cant see ur skin color

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awww, y'all can we plz not use slurs.. ik it has been corrected and ur bi-racial, but just know its not right no matter what, and this is a computer, we cant see ur skin color

mk

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@Pickles group

"I think I would have made a good assassin, looking back on my past jobs… I'm trying to repress my assassin tendencies in the classroom but I can't promise it won't boil over and I'll have to kill someone." -my english teacher

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@Pickles group

"I've found that it's harder to kill people sober-"
"What do you mean you 'found'?"

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"I think I would have made a good assassin, looking back on my past jobs… I'm trying to repress my assassin tendencies in the classroom but I can't promise it won't boil over and I'll have to kill someone." -my english teacher

Your English teacher and my old English teacher would be good friends, here are some quotes from him:

holding out hands "Place neck here."

"Finally, I killed someone!"

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person 1 "if your clean when you get out the shower- how does the towel get dirty?"
person 2 "cum bitch"

1) Spoiler tag sexual content :)
2) This wasn't even funny the first time, why'd you post it in this chat too?

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"I think I would have made a good assassin, looking back on my past jobs… I'm trying to repress my assassin tendencies in the classroom but I can't promise it won't boil over and I'll have to kill someone." -my english teacher

Your English teacher and my old English teacher would be good friends, here are some quotes from him:

holding out hands "Place neck here."

"Finally, I killed someone!"

That's just how English teachers Are

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My mother (who's an english teacher) has a severed and bloody Macbeth head on a stick that she keeps in her classroom and she puts different hats on him every day. Right now it's a tiny paper sombrero and a mask.

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That's amazing I love that-
It's What He Deserves

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"i'm gonna give my kids a nicotine addiction by the time they're six"
"my kids are gonna be born addicted to meth"

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@Pickles group

Even the Softest english teacher I've had (he knits and is one of the leaders of the knitting and crochet club I love him) wanted to hang a head of a realistic paper mache frankenstein's monster head for halloween

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My English teacher/coach/director had a donkey head mask in her classroom that she kept from when we did Midsummer

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@Pickles group

quiet discussion about how straight people are the only happy people there are

"I don't know anyone who's constantly happy- wait yeah I do, but that could be because I only ever saw him when he was drunk. He's dead now." rip drunk cousin will, you were an icon

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@requiemisback language

"everything hurts right now, y'know?"
"oh. are- are you oka-"

@kavinfrazier21

person 1 "if your clean when you get out the shower- how does the towel get dirty?"
person 2 "cum bitch"

1) Spoiler tag sexual content :)
2) This wasn't even funny the first time, why'd you post it in this chat too?

i put the other one on the wrong chat and i actually heard in in my school so i felt it was more fitting here

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person 1 "if your clean when you get out the shower- how does the towel get dirty?"
person 2 "cum bitch"

1) Spoiler tag sexual content :)
2) This wasn't even funny the first time, why'd you post it in this chat too?

i put the other one on the wrong chat and i actually heard in in my school so i felt it was more fitting here

Okay but could you spoiler tag it?

@kavinfrazier21

otay

@kavinfrazier21

⚠️sexual content ⚠️

@kavinfrazier21

dere

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👍

@kavinfrazier21

sorry about not spoiling it

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@Kanaroli group

"So listen, the new Res 8 sneak peek came out and-"
"Abigail if you utter the name Lady Dimitrescu, I will drop all of my non violent morals right here, right now"
My friends are finally getting fed up with me :]

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"I'd give Freud an aneurysm if he thought about me for more than five minutes."

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@Pickles group
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Iconic.

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"If Ellen were straight, she'd be homophobic, so with that logic, if Steve Harvey was white, he'd be racist."