Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
One of my best friends and me after I took his queso and preceded to eat it..
"ash, give me back my queso!!"
"nope"
stands up on the cafeteria table
"Give me queso, or give me death!!"
I continued eating the queso, "guess I'll be giving u death."
awww, y'all can we plz not use slurs.. ik it has been corrected and ur bi-racial, but just know its not right no matter what, and this is a computer, we cant see ur skin color
awww, y'all can we plz not use slurs.. ik it has been corrected and ur bi-racial, but just know its not right no matter what, and this is a computer, we cant see ur skin color
mk
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"I think I would have made a good assassin, looking back on my past jobs… I'm trying to repress my assassin tendencies in the classroom but I can't promise it won't boil over and I'll have to kill someone." -my english teacher
Your English teacher and my old English teacher would be good friends, here are some quotes from him:
holding out hands "Place neck here."
"Finally, I killed someone!"
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person 1 "if your clean when you get out the shower- how does the towel get dirty?"
person 2 "cum bitch"
1) Spoiler tag sexual content :)
2) This wasn't even funny the first time, why'd you post it in this chat too?
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"I think I would have made a good assassin, looking back on my past jobs… I'm trying to repress my assassin tendencies in the classroom but I can't promise it won't boil over and I'll have to kill someone." -my english teacher
Your English teacher and my old English teacher would be good friends, here are some quotes from him:
holding out hands "Place neck here."
"Finally, I killed someone!"
That's just how English teachers Are
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My mother (who's an english teacher) has a severed and bloody Macbeth head on a stick that she keeps in her classroom and she puts different hats on him every day. Right now it's a tiny paper sombrero and a mask.
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That's amazing I love that-
It's What He Deserves
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"i'm gonna give my kids a nicotine addiction by the time they're six"
"my kids are gonna be born addicted to meth"
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My English teacher/coach/director had a donkey head mask in her classroom that she kept from when we did Midsummer
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"everything hurts right now, y'know?"
"oh. are- are you oka-"
person 1 "if your clean when you get out the shower- how does the towel get dirty?"
person 2 "cum bitch"1) Spoiler tag sexual content :)
2) This wasn't even funny the first time, why'd you post it in this chat too?
i put the other one on the wrong chat and i actually heard in in my school so i felt it was more fitting here
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person 1 "if your clean when you get out the shower- how does the towel get dirty?"
person 2 "cum bitch"1) Spoiler tag sexual content :)
2) This wasn't even funny the first time, why'd you post it in this chat too?i put the other one on the wrong chat and i actually heard in in my school so i felt it was more fitting here
Okay but could you spoiler tag it?
otay
⚠️sexual content ⚠️
Person 2: cum bitch
dere
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sorry about not spoiling it
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"…..vagina"
"OH YEAHHHH-"
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"I'd give Freud an aneurysm if he thought about me for more than five minutes."
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Spoiler - click to show."My friend liked it. Because they're a whore for Holden. Well they're ace, so not really a whore, but you know what I mean." on catcher in the rye and eva
Iconic.
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"If Ellen were straight, she'd be homophobic, so with that logic, if Steve Harvey was white, he'd be racist."