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In a really heavy french accent "All men do is lie!"
Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!
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"It's all fun and games being a theatre kid until you have to explain to someone that the show you're listening to is basically the origin story of a stripper."
It's kinda weird how many of them are like that, to be fair.
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"It's all fun and games being a theatre kid until you have to explain to someone that the show you're listening to is basically the origin story of a stripper."
It's kinda weird how many of them are like that, to be fair.
Wait now I'm curious about what other shows are stripper origin stories. I was referring to Gypsy (origin story of Louise Hovick/Gypsy Rose Lee)
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"I can't say I see 'straight ally" on him. More like straight and stupid."
"So… conservative?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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"Y'all (Derogatory)"
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This one comes straight from me that many staff heard
"Noah I'm not fuckin around, I'd let Lady Dimitrescu step on me for free, hell I'd pay any price for her to look at me tbh"
What a mood
I feel like I'm obligated to leave this here. Yes, that is life-sized, though it looks like she's also standing on a platform.
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"LISTEN, HE'S A DILF!!"
"Please I just want to eat my chips in peace…"
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"Is a Ferb a turtle?"
"Dead God, please tell me you didn't say that."
"I broke Mjolnir-"
"Okay Cate Blanchett."
"The Book of Mormon looks better."
"Better than that poor excuse of a Bible?"
"Yes! Our motivation is out of this world."
"Didn't you just say that the Book of Mormon wasn't finished?"
Conversation between my spanish teacher and a student that was 20 minutes late to the period right after lunch and the classroom is literally down the hall from the cafeteria.
"Where'd you go?"
"Home."
"Why?"
"Me and a friend wanted to hang out."
"You had like 10 minutes of lunch left? Why did you go home."
"Because we wanted to hang out."
"Who were you hanging out with."
"{Peter Smith}."
"{Peter}?"
"Yes."
"As in a male?"
"… Yeah?"
"What did you do?"
"… Hung out."
"What did you- wait nope. Nevermind."
"Wait what? No we-"
"LALALALALALLALALALLA NOPE I DONT WANNA KNOW-"
"This is my beautiful pinata that I made through three students that I commissioned with 4-month old candy canes."
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(context: at the mental hospital, outside on the way to 'school')
plane: flies past overhead
girl 1: "Look! A plane!"
boy 1: "SAVE US!!"
boring staff: "C'mon guys we need to get to school"
all of us: jumping up and down, waving arms and yelling
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my english teacher: "who's our favorite fascist?"
the whole class: "……… 0-0"
my english teacher: "HITLERRRRRRR"
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"Having a friend group consisting of one homicidal person and everyone else being suicidal makes minecraft 1 billion percent funnier"
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"let's all wear white tomorrow"
"sounds like a cult"
"let's have a white party!!"
"yeah, white power!!"
"no- white party-"
"oh…."
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"life is pain, baby, and we're all gonna die. ~groovy~"
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this isn't funny, but it made me really happy
my english teacher: "that's why i teach, you weasels, go out and do some good in the world."
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"DIE. QUIETLY"
"Out! GET OUT OF THE CLASS!"(Mocking a teacher)
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"if you don't agree with gay marriage, then don't get gay married."
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"What the fuck are you eating? Bones?"
"… Croutons."
"That is… not better."
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(me and my best friend discussing what would happen if I was a druggie)
"I would tase u and throw u in the back of my truck and take u to rehab"
"That's very violent, honey."
"Well, duh. You're a druggie."
"I'm not a druggie!! It's a hypothetical situation!!"
"But in this hypothetical situation, u r a druggie!!!"
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"You look like Nigel from Rio!"
"I take much offense-"
[friend honks my nose to shut me up]
"It's eco-friendly mac n cheese."
"This is our ruler in an anarchist island, Walter the Pig."
"Does he have a crown?"
"Yes."
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Spoiler - click to show.
I am surrounded by the annoying boys where I sit so I hear "AMUNGSUS" and "IS THIS THE IMPOSTER FROM AMANG US" "YES THIS IS THE IMPOSTER FROM AMANG US" basically screamed in my ear every 2 minutes
oh, I forgot "PUUUMPKIIIIIN!!!!"
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has an hour long argument over whether or not blood is human syrup or human sap "what are we even talking about"