Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

"If Ellen were straight, she'd be homophobic, so with that logic, if Steve Harvey was white, he'd be racist."

No ellen's still kind of homophobic

This isn't a quote but our break just started and this kid was like "who wants to play shuffleboard?" and I was very confused and then he pulls a tiny desktop shuffleboard thing out of his bag and now there are like four kids in the back of the classroom playing shuffleboard-

"Who wants to see my Prince Phillip impression?"
My friend Winston then dropped to the ground, and my theatre teacher was not happy

“You look like a mailbox.”

(Lol, Winston sounds hilarious.)

I have more stories about Winston if you want them

(Lol, Winston sounds hilarious.)

I have more stories about Winston if you want them

Yes please.

Our theatre teacher hates phones so she confiscates them if she sees us with them out, while she was judging our solos, Winston went on his phone and started texting people, so as usual our teacher went over to take it and when she grabbed it she realized it was a calculator. Winston had a smug ass look on his face as the entire class laugh hysterically, all our teacher said "Damn it Winston, don't use the improv we learned against me"

That happened in my psych class a while ago, except a bunch of girls were passing it around trying to figure out the calculus homework

gasp "KANGA AND ROO. KANGAROO! 18 YEARS!!"

(IT TOOK YOU EIGHTEEN YEARS?!)

(NO I'M PRETTY SURE I FIGURED IT OUT AT SOME POINT AND JUST TOTALLY FORGOT)

(ADSKFJFDGH)

emi dear, do you not know about winnie the pooh?

Y'all should take the Pooh pathology test lmao I got a mix of Piglet, Roo, and Eeyore

Pooh, piglet and tigger

"How good do I have to be to get reincarnated as a deer?"

"I woke up and my bed was, like, yellow, from pus coming out of it." -some kid that walked past my classroom

"You have donut-phobia."

"DONUTS CAN'T HURT YOU!"