Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

I’m going to refer to people by their first initials, so that’s what the letters mean

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Me: finds a stick that’s pointy on both ends
Me: I found a pokey thing
S: Ooh can I have it? I wanna stab someone!
C: Can I help?

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S: But (my name)’s the least violent out of all of us! Why does she get the weapon?
C: Probably because she’s the least violent out of all of us

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My friend (S) wrote a parody of Sunbeams and Sea (the mermaid song in Peter Pan) about bald heads. I was going to post it, but I was cringing too much while I typed it and I decided not to torture you

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In Spanish class, learning forms of the verb tener.
Teacher: Now I want you to write a sentence using tener
Classmate (G): yo tenga…I have…how do you say no life?

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During mic check the other day, you know how you’re supposed to say something and then sing? The boy who plays John sang “Baby” by Justin Bieber (I think you’re supposed to sing something from the show, but he made the whole cast laugh)

"gays were sent to earth to control overpopulation!"

Teacher: do you know your name?
Kid: yes, of course
Teacher: then whats your name?
Kid: …
Teacher: what’s the name of your third grade teacher?
Kid: oh, Mrs. (name)
Teacher: so you know that but not your name
Kid: I know my name. It’s… its… um…
Teacher: nice to meet you Um

"gays were sent to earth to control overpopulation!"

Either Bo Burnham goes to your school or a Bo Burnham fan does

"Would you like to join our cult"
My best friend to anyone who sits with our friend group at lunch

our cult we draw a feather in sharpie on your whist and if you want to be second in command (I am right now) our 'Cult leader' writes her name on your arm and you must keep it there for a week and we have a hall of fame and a google classroom some google forms and a couple google docs WE ARE COMITTED

our cult we draw a feather in sharpie on your whist and if you want to be second in command (I am right now) our 'Cult leader' writes her name on your arm and you must keep it there for a week and we have a hall of fame and a google classroom some google forms and a couple google docs WE ARE COMITTED

i want

you must be accepted I'm sorry

how must one be accepted

you must know us irl

s h i t

sorry

During mic check the other day, you know how you’re supposed to say something and then sing? The boy who plays John sang “Baby” by Justin Bieber (I think you’re supposed to sing something from the show, but he made the whole cast laugh)

And yesterday he sang “Shake it Off” by Taylor Swift

Also my friends (S and C) and I have been talking about if we went back in time and taught the people who wrote the Declaration of Independence modern words.
“We have a gucci idea. We are triggered at you and so we are yeeting you out of our lives.” And then King George reads it and he’s like, “What the heck is wrong with these people?”

            Two kids in my orchestra class "So about the thing, you told me not to do?"  "What about the thing I told you not to do?"  "Well.... I did the thing." "DAMMIT, what did I tell you about doing the thing!" "That's it you're completely banned from the things!"
            Our teacher "What. The. Heck. Are. You. Two. Talking. About!"
            Back to the friends "Isn't it obvious, were talking about things."
              Teacher "........... Why do I teach orchestra again?"

@CharBar I told our leader about you joining and she was super excited she said you could join just I need to send you something.

wait what

"hey, country-wide croc sale!"

"DIE WEEB"

wait what

Don't… question it?

Me too

"GET YOUR CULT TAPE OFF OF ME!"

21 pilots i think…? idk

JUST AN FYI SO YOU DON'T ACCIDENTALLY INSULT A TWENTY ONE PILOTS FAN LIKE MYSELF
the abbreviation is 'TØP' and only haters use '21p' or '21 pilots'
don't ask why it's just a thing tyler and josh told us

also yee, sorry about the cult tape, we just want to aggressively welcome you to the trench era
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JUST AN FYI SO YOU DON'T ACCIDENTALLY INSULT A TWENTY ONE PILOTS FAN LIKE MYSELF

hey guess what
_{21 pilots}

I’m not a hater dw

what is going on

JUST AN FYI SO YOU DON'T ACCIDENTALLY INSULT A TWENTY ONE PILOTS FAN LIKE MYSELF

hey guess what
_{21 pilots}

I’m not a hater dw

but…ngl, even though you were joking…i got low-key triggered…
_{i need to see a therapist}

Um. Ok